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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Nov 15, 2011 1:05:47 GMT -5
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Post by davedan on Nov 15, 2011 1:21:34 GMT -5
Ok this was said by Jesus Girl (horse lover czar):
All I can really say or should I say scream is JESUS!!! Come and deliver us from this evil world and set it right!!! You, LORD, will not be mocked. I am Your's and Your's alone. Come today and protect my little boy's eyes, my eyes and my husband's eyes and our minds as well as my own kitty's little being. This sickness in our world makes my spirit soooo angry.
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That is some fucking hilarious shit. C'mon who is over there poeing them with this?
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Post by Vypernight on Nov 15, 2011 5:58:24 GMT -5
I'm sure those magazines are about as realistic about' gay sex' as Cosmo is about sex between us breeders.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Nov 15, 2011 6:25:00 GMT -5
The bolded part was particularly wtf-worthy.
But fornication is the best kind of sex.
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Post by davedan on Nov 15, 2011 6:59:21 GMT -5
No the best kind of sex is when you cover your dick in LSD
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Post by Thejebusfire on Nov 15, 2011 16:41:22 GMT -5
You heard it right folks, facts are just liberal left wing nonsense! Homosexuals have existed as long as hetrosexuals have. Society has always existed, and will continue to do so. [/img] rr-bb.com/images/smilies/explode.gif [/img][/quote] You should spend less time worrying about what the lesbians in your school do, and more time learning how to type a good sentence.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Nov 15, 2011 17:31:13 GMT -5
So what exactly was it? All the gay mags I ever were mostly models, clothes, politics, travel. All the gay porn mags I ever read just involve the usual stuff.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Nov 15, 2011 19:04:05 GMT -5
Equal rights. So radical! The only thing he listed that's radical is the hate crime laws, & that's because he thinks they're "vague & widely applicable" (read: didn't read them).
How the fuck is that ironic? The only things you people talk about are (1) how much you hate everyone else & (2) how badly you want the world to end.
Three words: Futanari shitting dicknipples.
I "love" it when people forget they're writing in parentheses & just drone on & on without ever ending them.
And you know what they say--you should take every absurd figure presented by the internet at face value!
Oh, for fuck's sake, he was answering an ad to PLAY THE PIANO. What are you worried he's going to do, play show tunes?
So their real problem is a relationship of equals. Got it.
Ha, someone tried to point out "this is against the rules," hilarious. Rules only mean something on RR when it's convenient for the mods.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Nov 22, 2011 16:49:03 GMT -5
More quotes I consider hilarious:
I don't believe God has had anything but support for abortion...
He's getting sick of the homosex, he wants to hear about the lesbian sex.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 22, 2011 16:54:06 GMT -5
Why of all the christian forums I've come across (discluding Freepers) is Rapture Ready the nuttiest?
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Nov 22, 2011 16:57:19 GMT -5
I don't know, but most of the stuff they're describing (except for the poop) is making me hot!
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Post by shykid on Nov 22, 2011 17:00:44 GMT -5
I am still lol'ing at this.
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Post by Vene on Nov 22, 2011 17:02:14 GMT -5
Off the top of my head, lesbians endure lower domestic abuse rates and have less STDs.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Nov 22, 2011 17:03:15 GMT -5
Someone already touched on strap-ons. I'm surprised no one pressed them to continue.
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Post by VirtualStranger on Nov 22, 2011 17:05:05 GMT -5
Off the top of my head, lesbians endure lower domestic abuse rates and have less STDs. From what I've heard, they do have higher rates of cervical cancer, but I can't seem to remember where I read that at the moment...
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