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Post by MaybeNever on Nov 24, 2011 4:06:22 GMT -5
But the real question is: are they repulsed or jealous? "The things those homos do are disgusting! They do anal sex! They do fisting! They do golden showers! They're abominations in the eyes of God and should be punished, those... naughty... little piggies! I can't wait until Jesus returns and then I'll whip 'em REAL good, and maybe even wrestle a few to the ground and pin them down now and then just to show I mean business..." Here you go!
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Nov 24, 2011 13:59:47 GMT -5
"The things those homos do are disgusting! They do anal sex! They do fisting! They do golden showers! They're abominations in the eyes of God and should be punished, those... naughty... little piggies! I can't wait until Jesus returns and then I'll whip 'em REAL good, and maybe even wrestle a few to the ground and pin them down now and then just to show I mean business..." Here you go!Heh... that's the article I was thinking of. I couldn't find it though. Thanks! ;D
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 25, 2011 15:40:03 GMT -5
"The things those homos do are disgusting! They do anal sex! They do fisting! They do golden showers! They're abominations in the eyes of God and should be punished, those... naughty... little piggies! I can't wait until Jesus returns and then I'll whip 'em REAL good, and maybe even wrestle a few to the ground and pin them down now and then just to show I mean business..." I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this and a fundie until piggies. For a moment I thought that was an actual quote. Damn it, Poe's Law...
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Post by CtraK on Nov 27, 2011 7:53:25 GMT -5
Why of all the christian forums I've come across (discluding Freepers) is Rapture Ready the nuttiest? I'm guessing it's because, if all the others are the online equivalents of China, Myanmar, Iran etc., then RR's basically North Korea - all censorship, consensus and prejudice ramped right up to 12. "I don't actually know what the fuck I'm on about, but I'll plow on regardless..."
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Nov 27, 2011 22:20:34 GMT -5
I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this and a fundie until piggies. For a moment I thought that was an actual quote. Damn it, Poe's Law... I think I've been reading too much Landover Baptist Church...
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Post by Trillian on Nov 30, 2011 3:25:00 GMT -5
Something I read somewhere "If God wanted you to speak for Him, He would have made you smart".
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Post by itachirumon on Nov 30, 2011 7:11:19 GMT -5
Wrestle with yo' demons, common now, wrestle them. Knock them down and roll around on the ground with them. Everybody switch demons now. Wrestle them into the mud. Get nice and dirty with your demons! Ohh mercy. Yeah, yeah. Now..cudlde, cuddle with your demons...I'ma go take a shower -wipes brow-
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Post by gyeonghwa on Nov 30, 2011 14:08:37 GMT -5
Abortion and Homosexuality are the biggist sin, eh? Not genocide, muder . . . oh wait your God does that already. But God is also the biggist abortionist, so. . .
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Nov 30, 2011 16:13:00 GMT -5
"But there's totally a difference between being a sinner & living in sin!"
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Post by shykid on Nov 30, 2011 18:06:15 GMT -5
Something I read somewhere "If God wanted you to speak for Him, He would have made you smart". I am totally stealing this line. Wrestle with yo' demons, common now, wrestle them. Knock them down and roll around on the ground with them. Everybody switch demons now. Wrestle them into the mud. Get nice and dirty with your demons! Ohh mercy. Yeah, yeah. Now..cudlde, cuddle with your demons...I'ma go take a shower -wipes brow- That was kinda...hot.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Nov 30, 2011 18:08:07 GMT -5
You robosexual, Shyid?
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Post by shykid on Nov 30, 2011 18:11:44 GMT -5
Duh.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Nov 30, 2011 21:40:36 GMT -5
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Nov 30, 2011 21:51:44 GMT -5
Citations! Citations, nowhere!
God, you'd think the word "evil" has no meaning, they shoehorn the lamest things under it. Divorce? Seriously?
I like the one guy who said "Something like this would have never happened back in my day." Because, you know, the abuse scandal totally HAPPENED around the same time it was exposed. That's how unreported crimes & cover-ups work, isn't it?
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Post by lexikon on Nov 30, 2011 23:33:46 GMT -5
"But there's totally a difference between being a sinner & living in sin!" It's not sin when god does it!
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