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Post by stormwarden on Nov 26, 2011 0:32:16 GMT -5
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Post by ironbite on Nov 26, 2011 0:34:54 GMT -5
Or just the density of lexicon's skull impacting the Holy See.
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Post by shykid on Nov 26, 2011 8:50:50 GMT -5
Molesting children is evil.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 26, 2011 13:45:22 GMT -5
You know, it doesn't surprise me that it's the exorcist saying this. Think about it, the only clergy who would even BE exorcists are those who believe that demons literally exist and possess people, and the only people who believe that demons literally possess people are going to be the most extreme ultraconservatives of the religion. What surprises me most about this is that they are still going on about Harry Potter. Seriously, when was the last time you heard them about Dungeons and Dragons? Yet Harry Potter is still "current" to them.
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Nov 26, 2011 16:29:36 GMT -5
Hi, everyone.
Satan here.
Listen, "Operation Fantasy Bildungsroman" has been cancelled. Ever since the fourth book came out, I've had to reconsider a few things and make some tough decisions. One of those decisions was to put more of my efforts elsewhere. It was a very difficult one for me to make personally, because OFB was extremely popular not only among myself, but among the other Chairdemons of the Board. (Mammon was especially sad to see it go. He's not taking it well, the poor sap.) It had great potential - at least in theory. But study after study showed that it did nothing to corrupt the youth, destroy Judeo-Christian morality, tear down Western civilization, or turn young people away from You-Know-Who. Not even throwing the researchers into even hotter pits of hellfire when they didn't get the results we wanted did anything. The bottom line is that Operation Fantasy Bildungsroman is a waste of money. We are now focusing on other operations, such as Operation Pedobear and Operation Retrograde Morality, which are proving to be much more successful in driving the new generations away from the Church.
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Post by nickiknack on Nov 26, 2011 23:59:43 GMT -5
You know, it doesn't surprise me that it's the exorcist saying this. Think about it, the only clergy who would even BE exorcists are those who believe that demons literally exist and possess people, and the only people who believe that demons literally possess people are going to be the most extreme ultraconservatives of the religion. What surprises me most about this is that they are still going on about Harry Potter. Seriously, when was the last time you heard them about Dungeons and Dragons? Yet Harry Potter is still "current" to them. Yeah, they need to get with the times. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is where all the demons are at now. |
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 27, 2011 12:38:46 GMT -5
You know, it doesn't surprise me that it's the exorcist saying this. Think about it, the only clergy who would even BE exorcists are those who believe that demons literally exist and possess people, and the only people who believe that demons literally possess people are going to be the most extreme ultraconservatives of the religion. What surprises me most about this is that they are still going on about Harry Potter. Seriously, when was the last time you heard them about Dungeons and Dragons? Yet Harry Potter is still "current" to them. Yeah, they need to get with the times. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is where all the demons are at now. I would actually believe that. It's completely taken over the Internet. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Nov 27, 2011 16:34:51 GMT -5
No, its just taken over some forumites.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Nov 27, 2011 16:43:51 GMT -5
Molesting children is evil. It's the children's fault for tempting the priests. No seriously, there are some people who believe this. |
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Post by gomer21xx on Nov 27, 2011 16:52:42 GMT -5
Molesting children is evil. It's the children's fault for tempting the priests. No seriously, there are some people who believe this. And now they're on my list of people I need to set ablaze with bees. |
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Nov 27, 2011 18:18:14 GMT -5
It's the children's fault for tempting the priests. No seriously, there are some people who believe this. And now they're on my list of people I need to set ablaze with bees. No no no, not bees. Bees die when they sting someone. Use wasps or hornets instead :3 |
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Post by stormwarden on Nov 27, 2011 22:53:00 GMT -5
African Killer Bees would be better, I think. Although I'd go with soldier ants from South America myself.
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Post by Meshakhad on Nov 27, 2011 23:17:24 GMT -5
I'm waiting for them to notice Game of Thrones. That show has violence, blatant nudity, worship of pagan gods, homosexuality, and INCEST.
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Post by shykid on Nov 28, 2011 10:28:36 GMT -5
Molesting children is evil. It's the children's fault for tempting the priests. No seriously, there are some people who believe this. Just when I thought fundies couldn’t get any more ridiculous with their victim-blaming... |
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Post by oftenpartisan on Nov 29, 2011 17:08:02 GMT -5
Harry Potter? Harry Potter? The last book came out in 2007, seriously!
Why can't these fundies do something useful and at least bash The Twilight Saga or something?! Breaking Dawn is evil it has sex in it (sort of?)?! No?
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