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Post by VirtualStranger on Dec 8, 2011 15:13:19 GMT -5
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Post by The_L on Dec 9, 2011 17:29:42 GMT -5
Yeah I remember being in the trenches during that war, the War on Christmas back in '89. It was a rough war. Everyone's food was rationed, constant power outages, and once Frosti initiated the draft, we were all fuct. It was a bad time: people were strangled with Christmas lights, Rudolph got shot the hell up, and Santa turned traitor at a pivital moment and celebrated Ramadan. The casualties and injuries were devastating. Some in my unit took candy canes to the eye, poor Charlie got burned 8 days in a row with a menorah (Charlie NOOOOOO!), and I was water-boarded with eggnog for saying Happy Holidays to the wrong person. War is fucking tough! I love you.
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Post by Hades on Dec 9, 2011 17:38:45 GMT -5
I'm disappointed that my aunt and uncle have drilled this Christmas Wars nonsense into my little cousin who is now posting anti-"Holidays" crap. I'm hesitant to even say anything to her, because I don't want to cause any trouble with her parents. It's just frustrating. :/
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Post by QWcanary on Dec 9, 2011 20:43:26 GMT -5
Yeah I remember being in the trenches during that war, the War on Christmas back in '89. It was a rough war. Everyone's food was rationed, constant power outages, and once Frosti initiated the draft, we were all fuct. It was a bad time: people were strangled with Christmas lights, Rudolph got shot the hell up, and Santa turned traitor at a pivital moment and celebrated Ramadan. The casualties and injuries were devastating. Some in my unit took candy canes to the eye, poor Charlie got burned 8 days in a row with a menorah (Charlie NOOOOOO!), and I was water-boarded with eggnog for saying Happy Holidays to the wrong person. War is fucking tough! I love you. awwww. thank you.
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Post by SpukiKitty on Dec 11, 2011 10:26:59 GMT -5
QLOCKWORK CANARY IS COMEDY GOD!!!!
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Post by xotan on Dec 12, 2011 16:03:33 GMT -5
Well, the problem could be easilysorted out by everyone wearing on their outer garment a star: green for Muslims, Gold for Christians, yellow for Jews....oh wait. That's been done before... /irony
Better to ban Christmas except in private.../sarcasm
And next we'll be arguing about how many angels dance on the head of a pin.
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Post by ironbite on Dec 12, 2011 17:52:56 GMT -5
37
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Post by mechtaur on Dec 13, 2011 10:50:18 GMT -5
You blasphemous heretic, we both know the true answer is 38!
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Post by The_L on Dec 13, 2011 19:22:49 GMT -5
You're both wrong. It's 42.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Dec 13, 2011 20:02:26 GMT -5
You're both wrong. It's 42. The answer is definitely 42. Fire Team Christmas Cheer is outside objective alpha. Elf guards are non-threat. Santa and Jesus are in conference. Requesting permission to engage all targets.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Dec 14, 2011 1:01:04 GMT -5
You're both wrong. It's 42. The answer is definitely 42. Fire Team Christmas Cheer is outside objective alpha. Elf guards are non-threat. Santa and Jesus are in conference. Requesting permission to engage all targets. Permission granted.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Dec 14, 2011 1:34:00 GMT -5
The answer is definitely 42. Fire Team Christmas Cheer is outside objective alpha. Elf guards are non-threat. Santa and Jesus are in conference. Requesting permission to engage all targets. Permission granted. Objective complete. HPTs neutralized. Requesting exfil from LZ Bravo.
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Post by rookie on Dec 14, 2011 13:18:29 GMT -5
Objective complete. HPTs neutralized. Requesting exfil from LZ Bravo. Negative. There is always turbulence around LZ Bravo. The pilots will spill their cocoa. Proceed to the alternate LZ.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 14, 2011 13:23:02 GMT -5
Negative. Alt LZ is hot. I repeat, Alt LZ is hot. Coal for the naughty ones' stockings was accidentally ignited. Wait for a new extraction point to be found.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Dec 14, 2011 15:08:41 GMT -5
Negative. Alt LZ is hot. I repeat, Alt LZ is hot. Coal for the naughty ones' stockings was accidentally ignited. Wait for a new extraction point to be found. mo Proceeding to exfil Charlie..will form perimeter and await exfil... (Wow...just like the real Army...lol)
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