You know, I had a personal crowning moment of awesome relating to the "You can't pray in schools! OPRESSIONZ!!!!!!!!!!!!1" myth once. A girl in my choir class wore a t-shirt that had a picture of praying hands and the text: "I prayed in school today. ARREST ME." The shirt, naturally, bugged the shit out of me so I called her on it. I explained that it simply meant teachers couldn't lead prayers, not that students couldn't pray themselves, and used an example of a notably devout Jewish teachers at school as an example of why she should be OK with that. The choir teacher even backed me up, saying I was right (but not going any further than that).
She never wore the shirt (at least to school) again.
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"You can't even say 'Merry Christmas' anymore, you gotta say 'Hey Baby Jesus, you wanna do Pilates?'"
I notice the coward disabled comments on his video.....
"Did you ever have one of those moments when you think, How the HELL did I get here? Geeze what HAPPENED to me? I was ruling the galaxy! Had a cherry new battlestation. I mean, this place had an omlet bar. A straight-up OMLET bar! Now look. My former intern's tossin me down a bottemless freaking pit. Come to think of it, my whole life has been a series of what the fuck moments." -Palpatine
MaybeNever- Perhaps the solution then is to throw the chihuahua at the bad guy, then pump the shotgun while eating a big slice of cantaloupe. Am fear nach glèidh na h-airm san t-sìth, cha bhi iad aige 'n àm a' chogaidh.
"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school."
Translation: I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a fuckstick in the majority, but you don't need to suck god's cock 24/7 at Niggerhead every week to know there's something wrong with admitting I'm gay but your kids can't worship Capitalist Jesus (TM) the way 'I' want them to.
"As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage."
Translation: In my wildest dreams I'll be president of more than just a Klan rally, but I'll end this Phantom Menace fake war on religion that I just pulled out of my ass. And I'll fight to reinstate the old ways of our religious heritage such as torturing non-believers, forced conversions, witch-burnings, and total fucking genocide.
"Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again. I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message. "
In my small bubble of perception, Faith made my version of America strong, but never mind all those other factors that may have contributed. I'm Rick Perry and I'm a total fucking pussy. Now don't make me sick my wife on you again!
I'm just weirded out by Jake Gyllenhaal. I can't not think of Donnie Darko.
"Great Britain's two most senior military officers added to the uneasiness. [...] Lord Wolseley, Adjutant General, thought that it might be possible for an enemy to invade without waiters and pastrycooks." -Robert K. Massie, Dreadnought