The "Really Bad Public Access" thread

Doctor Fishcake God A vegetarian. Called Fishcake. Long story, don't ask. Posts: 538	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 12:08:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Doctor Fishcake on Dec 16, 2011 12:08:32 GMT -5 We decided in chat that we needed this thread, so blame myself and Shykid. ;D And here we go...
	Last Edit: Dec 16, 2011 12:08:54 GMT -5 by Doctor Fishcake "God damn it, you Scots are fuckin' crazy." - David Draiman, Glasgow Carling Academy, Oct 7 2008

shykid God The Queen of Sass & FSTDT Bicycle Twin to Shane, unfathomably random, unquestionably queer Posts: 1,309	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 12:12:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shykid on Dec 16, 2011 12:12:42 GMT -5 And here’s some more loveliness: Oh, and the PENIS POWER lady!
	"I don't do drugs. I am drugs." — Salvador Dali

shykid God The Queen of Sass & FSTDT Bicycle Twin to Shane, unfathomably random, unquestionably queer Posts: 1,309	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 12:15:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shykid on Dec 16, 2011 12:15:24 GMT -5 I don’t even know what the hell this is, but I wish it would go away.
	"I don't do drugs. I am drugs." — Salvador Dali

Dragon Zachski God I'm a duck :V Quack! Posts: 7,035	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 15:32:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dragon Zachski on Dec 16, 2011 15:32:46 GMT -5 Dec 16, 2011 12:15:24 GMT -5 shykid said: I don’t even know what the hell this is, but I wish it would go away. What is this I don't even
	If you see me typing in "quotes", that's because I'm remembering what it was like to be a fundie and then typing as if I was one :3 "Please. Understand that I only want to share God's love with you. I mean you no harm, really. You need to stop sinning."

Doctor Fishcake God A vegetarian. Called Fishcake. Long story, don't ask. Posts: 538	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 15:54:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Doctor Fishcake on Dec 16, 2011 15:54:37 GMT -5 Wow, just...wow.
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The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 15:55:48 GMT -5

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Dec 16, 2011 15:32:46 GMT -5 Dragon Zachski said:

Dec 16, 2011 12:15:24 GMT -5 shykid said:

I don’t even know what the hell this is, but I wish it would go away.

What is this I don't even

It's a hurdy-gurdy.

May 25, 2010 10:42:04 GMT -5 Lady Renae said:

You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

shykid
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The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 16:17:59 GMT -5

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Post by shykid on Dec 16, 2011 16:17:59 GMT -5

Dec 16, 2011 15:54:37 GMT -5 Doctor Fishcake said:

Wow, just...wow.

Awful American Idol auditions have nothing on public-access TV.

Dec 16, 2011 15:55:48 GMT -5 The_L said:

Dec 16, 2011 15:32:46 GMT -5 Dragon Zachski said:

What is this I don't even

It's a hurdy-gurdy.

It sounds like death.

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs." — Salvador Dali

Dragon Zachski God I'm a duck :V Quack! Posts: 7,035	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 16:27:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dragon Zachski on Dec 16, 2011 16:27:24 GMT -5 Dec 16, 2011 15:55:48 GMT -5 The_L said: Dec 16, 2011 15:32:46 GMT -5 Dragon Zachski said: What is this I don't even It's a hurdy-gurdy. It sucks.
	If you see me typing in "quotes", that's because I'm remembering what it was like to be a fundie and then typing as if I was one :3 "Please. Understand that I only want to share God's love with you. I mean you no harm, really. You need to stop sinning."

VirtualStranger God Probing Uranus... Posts: 568	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 16:31:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by VirtualStranger on Dec 16, 2011 16:31:03 GMT -5 Dec 16, 2011 12:15:24 GMT -5 shykid said: I don’t even know what the hell this is, but I wish it would go away. It's the ceremonial song of his people...

shykid God The Queen of Sass & FSTDT Bicycle Twin to Shane, unfathomably random, unquestionably queer Posts: 1,309	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 16, 2011 17:15:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shykid on Dec 16, 2011 17:15:30 GMT -5 Letting him sing the song of his people should qualify as aural assault.
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The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 17, 2011 0:14:57 GMT -5

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Post by Wykked Wytch on Dec 17, 2011 0:14:57 GMT -5

Dec 16, 2011 17:15:30 GMT -5 shykid said:

Letting him sing the song of his people should qualify as aural assault.

Are his people worshippers of Cthulu or something? Was this meant to drive their enemies to the edge of sanity?

GODDAMN.

No, I don't want your baby. I already ate.

Wykked Wytch God Bah, humbug Posts: 715	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 17, 2011 0:17:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wykked Wytch on Dec 17, 2011 0:17:03 GMT -5 Also, I'm just gonna leave this here: www.cracked.com/article_15300_the-7-most-insane-moments-from-cable-access-tv_p2.html
	No, I don't want your baby. I already ate.

Doctor Fishcake God A vegetarian. Called Fishcake. Long story, don't ask. Posts: 538	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 20, 2011 7:57:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Doctor Fishcake on Dec 20, 2011 7:57:58 GMT -5 Anyone have the remotest idea what any of this means?
	"God damn it, you Scots are fuckin' crazy." - David Draiman, Glasgow Carling Academy, Oct 7 2008

Doctor Fishcake God A vegetarian. Called Fishcake. Long story, don't ask. Posts: 538	The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 25, 2011 9:23:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Doctor Fishcake on Dec 25, 2011 9:23:26 GMT -5 And ~~one final contribution to this thread from me~~, because really by now I can't take any more:
	Last Edit: Dec 25, 2011 17:54:26 GMT -5 by Doctor Fishcake "God damn it, you Scots are fuckin' crazy." - David Draiman, Glasgow Carling Academy, Oct 7 2008

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The "Really Bad Public Access" thread Dec 25, 2011 17:34:18 GMT -5

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Post by Vidi The Mostly Hatless on Dec 25, 2011 17:34:18 GMT -5

Everyone gather around, it's time for The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show!!!

And a good little rip of it from Andy Nyman:

Now remember kids SAY NO TO DRUGS THERE! DON'T DO THE DRUGS THERE!!

"Tubular!"

The "Really Bad Public Access" thread

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