I'm pretty sure that is, in fact, the complete reverse meaning of what a lipstick lesbian actually is.
I quite share Shane's reaction here.
I couldn't think of anything except a picture to show the look on my face when I read that excerpt. Luckily, I had just the thing from my namesake!
MaybeNever- Perhaps the solution then is to throw the chihuahua at the bad guy, then pump the shotgun while eating a big slice of cantaloupe. Am fear nach glèidh na h-airm san t-sìth, cha bhi iad aige 'n àm a' chogaidh.
WHO WANTS TO MST IT?! No, seriously, who wants to do a MST project on this work? Because with all the bigotry and loathing in this, it might be fun. Of course, I doubt he'd be willing to give consent to have it MSTed.
IIRC, it's perfectly legal to use someone else's work for MSTing and commentary, because you're adding something new to the work and aren't just plagiarizing the whole thing.
And if it was illegal, SO WHAT? CIVIL DISOBEDIANCE IN SERVE OF LGBT RIGHTS! Bring on Joel/Mike & The Bots!
If you see me typing in "quotes", that's because I'm remembering what it was like to be a fundie and then typing as if I was one :3 "Please. Understand that I only want to share God's love with you. I mean you no harm, really. You need to stop sinning."