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Post by renaissanceblonde on May 28, 2009 21:49:31 GMT -5
...please tell me you're joking. From what I've read thus far I wouldn't doubt it, which reminds me I was attempting to read that... No, no he isn't. I read the whole thing. It was kind of a really crappy Rosemary's Baby vs. the creepy, cool one. |
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Post by theredstar on May 29, 2009 0:26:01 GMT -5
In the Left Behind series, the antichrist is the child of the sperm of two gay men combined and carried by a lapsed Christian surrogate. And you know those books only tell the truth. ...lolwut? I knew the Left Behind books where dumb but that is just out there. |
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Post by ironbite on May 29, 2009 1:07:08 GMT -5
Well see it turns out...hey look...my brain just got called back to Heaven.
Ironbite-BYE BRAIN!
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Post by Maryland Bear on May 29, 2009 7:29:42 GMT -5
So... the antichrist is a chronic masturbater? By that standard, 90% of teenage boys are potentially the Anti-Christ. Now that I think about it, that explains a great deal of things.... |
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Post by The Lazy One on May 29, 2009 13:58:43 GMT -5
In the Left Behind series, the antichrist is the child of the sperm of two gay men combined and carried by a lapsed Christian surrogate. And you know those books only tell the truth. What? Just... what? I knew those books were crazy, but I didn't know exactly HOW crazy. |
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Post by wottockhunt on May 29, 2009 15:08:26 GMT -5
Comments on the site contain 99.5% win. People are really calling this douche pastor out for his bigotry and stupidity.
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Post by delirium on May 29, 2009 18:26:33 GMT -5
The Book of Revelations was a commentary on the Christian situation in Rome, so IIRC the Antichrist was Nero.
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Post by mice34 on May 29, 2009 22:16:03 GMT -5
I was going to say, Nero had a famous eunuch lover Sporus, that's probably what it's referring to. ETA: He married him IIRC, so they're right, gay marriage brought the apocalypse!  |
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Post by Thejebusfire on May 30, 2009 14:59:48 GMT -5
Why do Christians always say that homosexuals always lust for each other?
Would the fact that a gay couple could actually love each other make their heads explode, or something?
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Post by Vene on May 30, 2009 15:04:02 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sure there's lust too.
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Post by Thejebusfire on May 30, 2009 15:18:17 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sure there's lust too. Of course, but from the way many fundies speak of gays, it's as if they only experience lust. |
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Post by Sigmaleph on May 30, 2009 17:15:51 GMT -5
Why do Christians always say that homosexuals always lust for each other? Would the fact that a gay couple could actually love each other make their heads explode, or something? Their God is supposed to be love. Them damn queers can't feel real love, because it's not a god sanctioned relationship. At least, that's what I think some of them believe. |
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Post by wmdkitty on May 31, 2009 1:13:12 GMT -5
Well, if that's the case, the Anti-Christ will be FABULOUS!
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Post by szaleniec on Jun 1, 2009 12:59:54 GMT -5
Why do Christians always say that homosexuals always lust for each other? Would the fact that a gay couple could actually love each other make their heads explode, or something? Their God is supposed to be love. Them damn queers can't feel real love, because it's not a god sanctioned relationship. At least, that's what I think some of them believe. Indeed, even with heterosexual relationships you're on shaky ground as far as the fundies are concerned if love enters into the equation. God forbid (literally, in their case) that sex should have any purpose other than reproduction, or that the human pair bond should have any meaning other than providing the environment to ensure that the product of said reproduction grows up to be a nice little fundie. Which brings us onto: In the Left Behind series, the antichrist is the child of the sperm of two gay men combined and carried by a lapsed Christian surrogate. And you know those books only tell the truth. LaHaye and Jenkins fail biology forever. And I'm not even surprised. |
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Post by caseagainstfaith on Jun 1, 2009 13:16:35 GMT -5
But wait a second guys....I thought anyone who denys jesus is a antichrist...so i mean while that would probably include a lot of homosexuals...it includes others as well.
Reference - 1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son. (KJV of course)
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