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Post by CtraK on Mar 11, 2009 12:54:59 GMT -5
Why? What did you think it was about? Dream thread as in "best thread ever" instead of "thread about dreams". I think that one was too crass for everyone here. Incidentally, the last dream I can remember of mine involved a shopping centre, but only the Apple store and the automatic doors at the entrance.
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Post by Aqualung on Mar 11, 2009 13:06:29 GMT -5
The other night I woke up in the early morning hours with a full bladder. But instead of getting up to pee, I drifted back off and dreamt about getting up to pee. In my dream, when I flushed, the toilet overflowed, and it happened way faster than it would IRL so I was still reaching for the plunger while the entire bathroom floor was covered in water. Then I woke up. It is such a sweet feeling of relief to know, at 3 in the morning, that you don't actually have a plumbing emergency after all. Oh yes. I just love having dreams about going to the bathroom. >.<
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Post by cascade on Mar 12, 2009 2:08:27 GMT -5
I had a very odd dream one time where I got into a fight with a friend, and he kept screaming at me "Its all your fault! Its all your fault!" In the dream, I couldn't figure out what it was I had done, it was very confusing. Fast forward four months, and we get into a fight in real life, where he accuses me of being the reason his girlfriend broke up with him, and says, "Its all your fault!" It was quite surreal. As a sidenote, I decided he was an ass at that point, so he lost a girlfriend and a best friend in one swoop.
Other odd dreams... I've had the bathroom dream before, and other dreams where it is so real that you wake up completely disoriented. I had another dream where my little brother and I got sucked into the filter in the community pool and entered into this really cool technicolor cave/cavern and just kinda floated down a river.
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Post by Bluefinger on Mar 12, 2009 4:38:33 GMT -5
Ahh, I'm trying to remember the dream I had this morning, so bare with me.
I distinctly remember a game like dream which I was with a group of people and our job was to survive against what seemed like zombies, except the best way to describe them were infected/mutated. It started off with a castle area where we were running from all sorts of mutie's and the group got wittled down a fair bit. We eventually reach a long, bullet train and board it, getting away in time.
However, the tracks went underwater and with it went the train. We were informed that the train is completely submersible and should do fine as this is its normal journey. After an hour or so in the train, I walk up to the front of the carriage to look at the carriage ahead of us, and I noticed it is falling apart and had imploded. Noting the danger, I alerted everyone and got into the back, where an emergency escape hatch and facilities were. At this point, the dream gets hazy and before I know it, I'm back on land, this time escaping from agents and more advanced muties.
I was in the gardens for a large mansion when me and the other group of people had to hide, as we heard the agents approaching, choosing to hide in various places in the garden. Several times I was nearly spotted, having to stay still and not flinch when each agent came back, with a few testing my hiding spot with a shot (each one missed, but fucking close calls). After the agents gone, I noticed a strange person trying to run away, and for some reason, I gave chase, chasing the person across a landscape and eventually into a mall. As I chased him, it became evident he was a mutie because he could do things normal people couldn't, but I wasn't going to let him escape.
At one point, he was just about to reach this shop, when I did this monster jump, clearing a floor and 10 metres, landing just in front of him to catch him. Taking out his wallet, I go through it and see his ID, to which I take the ID to the store owner and ask him if it looks fake. He agrees with me and I take the kid to the police. And after all that, I reunite with the remaining group of people and enter a lecture room, where I proceed to play cards as a lecture is going on.
There... enough mental diarrhoea.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 12, 2009 5:01:46 GMT -5
I have a really really annoying and slightly disturbing quirk regarding my dreams. It seems that whenever I dream about making sexytimes I always need to do a shit really bad. As a consequence I always end up shitting myself halfway though.
Still, it's a relief to wake up and find out I haven't actually soiled myself during copulation.
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Post by Panthera on Mar 12, 2009 6:15:45 GMT -5
Yesterday morning, I dreamed I was in some kind of video game. Not a cute, funny kind of video game, but a violent, creepy, gory kind of game. Apparently, in this game, an all-male race of aliens had taken over Earth, and they were using captive women as breeding stock/incubators, and were torturing the men. I had to escape from one of the prison camps, and avoid being recaptured - either by the aliens, or by any of the humans they'd brainwashed into being soldiers for them. Also, part of the game was to find "attack zones" - usually in forested areas, but there were a few in more urban settings, too; they were areas inhabited by large carnivores like grizzly bears and wolves, and marked by bloody/mauled/dismembered/half-eaten corpses - and lead my pursuers into them. If I did that, and did it correctly, they would be attacked and eaten by whatever carnivore was in the zone. Of course, the downside was that, when I was in an "attack zone," I was fair game, too - as evidenced by the huge black she-wolf that cornered me in a tree stand, forcing me to reset the game. ...at which point I apparently went to breakfast at an IHOP-style restaurant, where the menu included such fare as house sculptures made out of chocolate and pretzel sticks, a fancy egg platter consisting of twenty eggs prepared in various manners, and a boiled-egg selection of colored, hard-boiled eggs served in a decorative glass tube ...I'm still baffled by it all.
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 12, 2009 7:19:37 GMT -5
Last week, I had a dream I was speaking with a Zen Master who seemed very similar to Brad Warner ([urlhttp://www.hardcorezen.blogspot.com/][/url]).
He was telling me not to take $#!+ from people, and if they push, to push back, then they will never bother you again. His exact words were, "When you get 'em in the @$$, you can go as deep as you want!"
When I started laughing, he said, "Maybe that wasn't the best choice of words."
Good advice though, just interesting choice of words.
Take care,
Jay
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Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 12, 2009 9:57:09 GMT -5
Last night's dream involved a generic mentor figure (who was at times my grandfather) sending me in a quest for a stone with magical properties. The stone was broken in two parts, having one of those gave me the ability to heal faster, the other allowed me to control people (but only people who I had known for a long time, and only while I was directly touching the stone). After finding it, I went to look for a second stone with the same powers, because having both would increase the magical power. The second stone turned out to be a battery that was placed in a clock behind a gravestone.
Now I had both "stones", I had to stop my cousin's wedding because it would result in some terrible evil, I'm not sure what it would be though. The stone would've made it easy since I should be able to control him, except it didn't work as it was supposed to. An annoying tendency with the supernatural elements in my dreams which I find extremely frustrating. Don't remember what happened in the end.
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Post by Oriet on Mar 13, 2009 6:30:47 GMT -5
Dream I had the other night, I was in a warehouse type store. What was really cool was finding an isle that had rolling paper, bongs, water pipes, and a ton of varieties and brands of weed. A lot of people didn't appreciate the isle, or know it was there, as it was only recently made legal in my dream.
Later in that dream, I ended up at this nice old church in a small town. People would visit from out of town to talk to the priest, who was incredibly knowledgeable and instead of just preaching, helped people figure things out on their own. Course, he was actually atheist and used the bible to the fullest to deconvert people, or more, to make them realize just how contradictory, false, and controlling that it is. He still performed all of the weddings and funerals, and even held a service when people wanted, just not in the name of any god.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 13, 2009 6:34:59 GMT -5
Dream I had the other night, I was in a warehouse type store. What was really cool was finding an isle that had rolling paper, bongs, water pipes, and a ton of varieties and brands of weed. A lot of people didn't appreciate the isle, or know it was there, as it was only recently made legal in my dream. Later in that dream, I ended up at this nice old church in a small town. People would visit from out of town to talk to the priest, who was incredibly knowledgeable and instead of just preaching, helped people figure things out on their own. Course, he was actually atheist and used the bible to the fullest to deconvert people, or more, to make them realize just how contradictory, false, and controlling that it is. He still performed all of the weddings and funerals, and even held a service when people wanted, just not in the name of any god. So you dreamed about me? ;D
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Post by Oriet on Mar 13, 2009 8:47:18 GMT -5
So you dreamed about me? ;D Actually, you have been in a couple of my dreams, generally me trying to meet up with you somewhere when the sun is down, and having some problems there's not much around and I'm worried I don't have the right place. One of the times I did find the right address it was like your parents place or something, even though it looked like my aunt's house inside, which made things a little awkward.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 16, 2009 2:58:08 GMT -5
I had a very odd dream one time where I got into a fight with a friend, and he kept screaming at me "Its all your fault! Its all your fault!" In the dream, I couldn't figure out what it was I had done, it was very confusing. Fast forward four months, and we get into a fight in real life, where he accuses me of being the reason his girlfriend broke up with him, and says, "Its all your fault!" It was quite surreal. As a sidenote, I decided he was an ass at that point, so he lost a girlfriend and a best friend in one swoop. Other odd dreams... I've had the bathroom dream before, and other dreams where it is so real that you wake up completely disoriented. I had another dream where my little brother and I got sucked into the filter in the community pool and entered into this really cool technicolor cave/cavern and just kinda floated down a river. You ever read 'Guts', by Chuck Palahniuk?
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 16, 2009 3:06:07 GMT -5
So you dreamed about me? ;D Actually, you have been in a couple of my dreams, generally me trying to meet up with you somewhere when the sun is down, and having some problems there's not much around and I'm worried I don't have the right place. One of the times I did find the right address it was like your parents place or something, even though it looked like my aunt's house inside, which made things a little awkward. I have those "out of place" dreams. I'm always going "somewhere" that I've never been to, and everything is just off. Then suddenly I realize I'm three hours late for work and an hour or more away. Good to know I'm haunting heads though!
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Post by chad sexington on Mar 16, 2009 3:10:35 GMT -5
Ahh, I'm trying to remember the dream I had this morning, so bare with me. I distinctly remember a game like dream which I was with a group of people and our job was to survive against what seemed like zombies, except the best way to describe them were infected/mutated. It started off with a castle area where we were running from all sorts of mutie's and the group got wittled down a fair bit. We eventually reach a long, bullet train and board it, getting away in time. However, the tracks went underwater and with it went the train. We were informed that the train is completely submersible and should do fine as this is its normal journey. Coincidentally, I went through a phase a while ago of dreams featuring trains which would double as boats.
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Post by MysticalChicken on Mar 16, 2009 4:18:31 GMT -5
Had one last night/this morning that went basically like this: A guy (that I'd never seen before) was in our house, but he hadn't broken in, I guess we'd invited him or something. Everything he said to me, he would yell. I don't remember anything specific he said. He filled up glasses with red or purplish juice and put them back in the cabinet. Then he turned into my cat, and he did EVERYTHING I told him to do. He could even talk (albeit in a cat-like, meowing sort of voice), but he could only say what I told him to say. Again, don't remember specifics. Then the dream faded.
After that, I dreamed that I had tickets to a concert, and everyone else was in seats, but I didn't get an actual seat. I had to sit on the floor and I was wandering around looking for a good spot. The lead singer of my favorite band was there (not performing, just watching), and I sat down on the floor and she took a seat that was near me and I think we talked for a little while. I'm nearly positive the band performing played a cover of "Monday, Monday" by The Mamas and the Papas (?), or a song that sounded very similar, because when I woke up, my brain was humming that song, and it's been stuck in my head all day.
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