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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 30, 2010 10:39:53 GMT -5
Last night I dreamed that my parents were trying to convince me that I should socialise more by saying it will cause my perception of the passage of time to slow down, giving the illusion of longevity. I said that's stupid, then they pointed that as a kid time seemed to pass more slowly due to me supposedly having an active social life at the time. I then said that's bullshit because it's a well known fact that one's perception of the passage of time is proportional to age, not to mention if I had a social life I'd have more commitments and less free time, which would cause me not think about time so much and if anything speed it up.
I woke up feeling rather smug for having won the argument.
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Post by Iczer-Four on Nov 30, 2010 12:50:40 GMT -5
last night I dreamed that i had to Rescue Sailor mars/Rei Hino from the Jesus camp lady who was going to turn sailor mars into a mindless person with no free will.
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Post by chad sexington on Dec 2, 2010 1:14:02 GMT -5
I had a dream this morning that I was hanging out with SimSim; we went to a cafe that I thought was a soup kitchen but was just next door (they shared a building).
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Dec 2, 2010 5:26:37 GMT -5
I had a dream the other night that I was in the middle of marrying some random guy (he was never given any identity) while inside this weird hotel/amphitheater thing, when this group of terrorists burst into the building with guns and started terrorizing everyone. They immediately killed the guy I was about to marry, but I quickly forgot about him as I rushed around, avoiding various dangers and trying to find my brother so I could save him. Right as we were about to escape, this evil final boss type chick showed up and dragged this heavy duty razor wire all across my scalp, while my bro ran away like a pussy. I took off running, with blood gushing from the huge gashes my scalp, and somehow found my way home, where my mother and brother were waiting. They drove me to the hospital, a trip during which I cracked a bunch of lame jokes. I got serious again when we arrived at the hospital and I remembered that I was slowly bleeding to death. Fortunately, the doctors had somehow seen me fro inside the hospital, and came rushing out to save the day. Then I woke up.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 2, 2010 16:26:53 GMT -5
My dream nvolved fighting a bunch of wizards who were trying to control a demigod-thing trapped in a fireplace. I had a certain (varying) level of awareness of the non-reality of the dream, though, mostly evidenced in that neither me nor the wizards ever used real magic, we just mumbled words and followe a tacit agreement that the words were supposed to do something. So, for example, at one point I simply said “fireball” at one of them and though no fire appeared, he acted like he was hurt and stumbled away. The demigod seemed pretty magical, though, and one of their wizards did manage to create something that was supposed to control it. It looked like a hairpin. I stole it and used it to summon the true master of the demigod, which was another wizard and in some way was also me.
Later, I dreamt I was the aforementioned wizard, and was playing snowball-based football (soccer, not American) against an ever increasing number of people. Alucard was on my team, and we were winning easily, despite being two against who knows how many by the end.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 7, 2010 10:07:20 GMT -5
I had an odd dream that my brother-in-law was bitching at me because he thought I stole his video game before he could play it. I ended up waking up and heard myself say 'just because the game has the same name as yours doesn't mean it's yours'
I don't even know what game it was. I do vaguely recall marching into the kitchen and bitching back at him. I even threw the disc at him.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 7, 2010 17:25:44 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that I was going through an obstacle course with Jazzy. We were standing beside a huge grayish building with white platforms jutting out in random places. It was like something out of Minecraft. Jazzy and I climbed up and stood atop the first white platform. She gracefully leapt across several large gaps to the other side as I watched in awe. Now it was my turn.
I got a running start and prepared to jump when I reached the edge of the first platform. Suddenly, a large grizzly bear came charging out of nowhere in my direction. Baffled and frightened, I retreated and attempted to climb onto a platform attached to the gray building beside me. It was above my head, but I managed to get a grip on the edge of it and pull myself mostly out of the reach of the bear. I say mostly because when he finally reached me, he attacked my lower half a bit. This didn't injure me, however, and the bear disappeared behind me into an invisible portal.
I attempted to reach Jazzy at the opposite end of the course several times, but the bear appeared and tried to devour me every time. The final time I tried to reach Jazzy, she met me halfway and the two of us jumped off the central platform to the grass down below. The bear still came after me this time, and it caught a glimpse of Jazzy and I on the ground and jumped off the platform in a final attempt to eat us. The last thing I remember is trying to fight the creature, to protect myself and save my partner.
I think there was also a point before the platform business where SimSim was with us, though he was female.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 10, 2010 10:11:55 GMT -5
I had a NSFW dream last night.
I was standing in a room when a penis appeared in front of me. I have no clue whose it was, but the man to whom it was attached caused it to get hard with one simple squeeze. Soon after that there were two more men standing beside the first, both with hard penises. They compared size, arguing that they were at least seven inches. I stood there in a trance and watched.
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Post by ironbite on Dec 10, 2010 15:28:40 GMT -5
That says a lot about you.
Ironbite-but then again I barely remember my dreams lately...
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Post by Aqualung on Dec 18, 2010 6:34:48 GMT -5
I dreamed I was a hermaphrodite. o.O
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Post by Aqualung on Dec 28, 2010 20:38:26 GMT -5
Last night I dreamed the Minnesota Vikings had to come and play at the stadium at St Cloud State (I don't even know where the game is tonight much less who they're playing!). Anyway I was there for some band thing probably; there were a bunch of people hanging out and they were selecting people to attend a party with the Vikings players after the game. There was this trashy girl there with like caked-on makeup and she said something to me like, you aren't gonna win cuz you ain't dressed right! and I was like bitch, please! At least I don't have to dress like a five dollar hooker! (Or something to that effect XD). And all the while I've got my Adrian Peterson shirt on and I was going to find him and try to get him to autograph my shirt. ^_^ Next thing, I was out by the sidelines for some pregame thing; then the dream ended and morphed into the next one before I actually met him. I thought it was pretty funny dream. ;D
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Dec 29, 2010 2:03:33 GMT -5
A few nights ago, after watching the film "The Machinist", I had a dream that I was back in high school, and Christian Bale was our student teacher. For our assignment in class, we had to watch American Psycho.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 29, 2010 14:40:16 GMT -5
I had a dream that the forums were overrun by like 50 different trolls and I was one of the moderators trying to quash it all. But eventually went mad. Madder than I am anyways.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 29, 2010 15:10:02 GMT -5
I had a dream I was driving down the highway when I heard an ambulance behind me. I pulled over to let it pass, as did the driver in front of me. And all was well. The end.
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Post by Sleepy on Jan 11, 2011 12:28:53 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that my boyfriend and I were fooling around in the dark basement of a gang's headquarters. Right when we were in the middle of stuff, I looked up and saw Daffy Duck walk by, disappearing out the back door. This bothered me, but I decided to ignore it and allow things to continue. A couple minutes later, Daffy walked by again. This time, I whimpered in horror and told my boyfriend that something was wrong. Next thing I knew we had been captured by a gang of creatures that looked like this: They dragged the two of us to another bright room in their headquarters that contained an enormous swimming pool. Fancy tiles decorated the entire room, and the creatures dragged us around the room by our collars, telling us to worship and appreciate the beautiful tiles. I lashed out against them verbally, insulting their tiles and actions. My boyfriend told me to stop though, because he wanted to play along and eventually escape from them by doing so. So I apologized and explained that I was a bit moody and was now able to recognize the tiles' beauty. There were some other victims in the room being forced to do the same thing. I think we ended up slaughtering a bunch of them, Witcher style.
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