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Post by Shane for Wax on Jan 11, 2011 13:32:28 GMT -5
I dreamed I got terribly lost after some sort of convention. :<
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Post by katz on Jan 11, 2011 20:32:01 GMT -5
I had a really messed up dream last night. There was a first part about a party or something, but then I was at our student union building trying to write an essay. There were these two guys across from me making out literally everywhere, like they kept bumping my laptop, and I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to seem homophobic (even though I'm a lesbian).
One of them reaches over the table and tells me to stop working, and I protest, and then he says "We can find a place for you" and starts making out with me. And I'm like "Oh god, so gross, so not attracted to guys, why the hell is this happening to me? Need an opening to get out! Wait, do I enjoy this? I should try to enjoy this. ... Nope, doing absolutely nothing for me..." Then the alarm rang.
Far as I can tell, I've been neglecting my sex life for academics (which is true), and I'm pretty thoroughly a lesbian.
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Post by The Lazy One on Jan 12, 2011 10:32:31 GMT -5
Lately I've been having less-than-pleasant dreams, but last night's was actually pretty good, a welcome relief from the nightmares I've been having recently.
In it, I dreamed that my friend won the lottery, and used it to buy an airplane. But it wasn't just like any old airplane- it was more like a house that flew. He landed it on the lawn in front of the dorm building, and people were all like, "WTF! What's the plane doing here?" Anyway, my friend comes up to my room and gets me, we pack up all my stuff and put it on the plane. He tells me that I can live in the plane from now on, I don't have to live in the dorms anymore. I asked him what he was doing here, because he was supposed to be at college at Penn State. He told me he dropped out after winning the lottery because he was set for life.
Then we took off and we went all around the world- we went to London, we went to Hong Kong, we went to Johannesburg in South Africa to pick up my little cousins (why I have no idea), we went to Tokyo, then we went to Paris for croissants. It was awesome.
When I woke up, I looked around and then got depressed, because I was still in my dorm room and definitely not in a cafe in Paris.
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Post by goonerboy on Jan 12, 2011 14:12:15 GMT -5
I once dreamt that I was following my biology teacher somewhere when he randomly turned around and jizzed on me. Make of that what you will
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Post by Vypernight on Jan 14, 2011 5:28:35 GMT -5
I once dreamt that I was following my biology teacher somewhere when he randomly turned around and jizzed on me. Make of that what you will I had a really strange end-of-the-universe dream the other night. Basically, giant gray disks would appear in a system, slowly move towards a planet, and devour the planet (where the planet would vanish in a flash of light). At one point, I was jogging on a road when one of the disks appeared in the sky. Suddenly every one/thing was pulled upward to the sky as if 'falling up.' There was a flash of light, then suddenly, I was surrounded by nothing by a giant bright gray. People were around me, but they were just sparks of light, and apparently, so was I. Then, sometime later we appeared as completely new forms in a brand new universe. I have no clue where that dream came from.
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Post by Sleepy on Jan 14, 2011 10:22:10 GMT -5
Last night I dreamed that I was playing ping pong across my back yard with a friend. We could only volley it a couple times before the ball got away from us, and I ended up chasing it down the hill across my front yard.
Later, I was in Macy's and the same friend handed me a card. I unfolded it and discovered a secret message written in red Sharpie on the inside. It read something like, "Sleepy, I just want to let you know that you're invited to my Christmas party so you can come and fall in love with me." There was more after that, but I didn't finish reading because I was freaking out about his "fall in love" notion. I ran through Macy's in an attempt to find him and yell at him for writing such a thing.
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Post by The Lazy One on Jan 14, 2011 21:18:34 GMT -5
I had a very weird dream while I was asleep this afternoon.
For some reason, I was having some kind of party in my dorm room, only this party had the weirdest damn guest list ever- Kim Jong-il Julian Assange, my cousin, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, my dad, the IT people from my high school, and a few of my friends were all hanging out in my room, and believe it or not, everyone was getting along really well (and considering who was on the guest list, that was probably a miracle). Anyway, the neighbors came back and started being obnoxious and it pissed off Kim Jong-il, so he excuses himself and walks out the door. A few seconds later we hear this big boom from next door, and he comes back in the room and tells me that he nuked them because they were being annoying. Then George Bush starts messing with my iPod and puts on some music, and one of my friends starts a conga line and we all started dancing around the dorm building, and people are looking at all of us like we're crazy (no one seems alarmed that there are several well-known people in this group, though).
I woke up laughing. It's nice to have an entertaining dream now and then.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 15, 2011 6:15:16 GMT -5
Later, I was in Macy's and the same friend handed me a cart. I unfolded it and discovered a secret message written in red Sharpie on the inside. How I first read this sentence. I must say, Escher would be proud of such a shopping trolley.
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Post by Hades on Jan 17, 2011 6:45:18 GMT -5
I just woke up from a dream in which Tommy Wiseau played Aragorn in a LotR remake.
It. Was. Awful.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jan 20, 2011 4:00:20 GMT -5
I had a dream that my brother came over and smoked so many cigarettes that we had to air out the house before anyone could go back in.
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Post by Mira on Jan 20, 2011 21:49:07 GMT -5
Last night I had a dream that Dennis Markuze was on the news. He was arrested after raping and murdering several people.
Yeah...
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Post by MaybeNever on Jan 20, 2011 22:12:56 GMT -5
I had a dream last night where I was trying to find a movie theater that would let me eat a delivery pizza while watching a movie. I walked all over the place trying to find something. For some reason I was dressed in a suit. I have no idea what that was about.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Feb 6, 2011 23:03:16 GMT -5
A few nights ago, I had a very vivid dream about fighting pretty much everything that moves (and winning, go me). When I woke up, I had a bruise on my jaw that ached like a motherfucker that wasn't there when I went to sleep. It would seem that it's possible to punch oneself in the face while asleep.
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Post by Deimos on Feb 6, 2011 23:11:45 GMT -5
Last night, I dreamt i was on the IRC in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. It was strange
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Post by Haseen on Feb 7, 2011 4:59:22 GMT -5
Eat any funny mushrooms beforehand?
But srsly, I had a dream where I pulled off some huge heist with some friends and basically had to act non suspicious until we could all get home. This cop started talking to me, and I was thinking I was totally hosed because I was blatantly caught on camera (although I was in a disguise during the crime). There was nothing I could do but talk to the guy and hope he didn't figure out, because if I just ran, I'd be done. I totally get away with it, and slip away when we're done talking, only for him to realize after the fact, and boy was he pissed! I had to go through these underground sewers and meet up with my friend's car, like popping out of a manhole a few blocks away and jumping into the car.
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