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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 16, 2011 21:53:03 GMT -5
I'd demand that it was premium gas, but since it's not the gold star, that's okay.
Anyway, I just remembered: In the dream, the B plot (bears were the A plot) was that I had my period, and needed to find tampons. Of course, the bears made this difficult.
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Post by MaybeNever on Sept 16, 2011 21:54:46 GMT -5
Bear + vagina = two problems solved!
Math is fun.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 16, 2011 21:58:36 GMT -5
Also if it makes you feel better, I can see Russia the Rockies from my house:
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Post by ironbite on Sept 16, 2011 22:41:50 GMT -5
you can't give out a Silver Star like that. He hasn't died doing something brave.
Ironbite-dems the rules.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 16, 2011 22:49:40 GMT -5
It's a Canadian silver star. It looks like this: (e: updated version)
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Post by MaybeNever on Sept 16, 2011 22:59:15 GMT -5
"Awarded for minor geographical knowledge as to the general location of a mountain range," it says. And on the reverse it reads "Good looking out, eh?". You Canucks have a medal for everything!
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 16, 2011 23:03:11 GMT -5
Updated as per the constitution.
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Post by MaybeNever on Sept 16, 2011 23:19:42 GMT -5
The phrase "okay job!" is the funniest thing I've seen in quite awhile.
Although this explains the thousands of Quebecois who protested my receipt, as the award phrase isn't bilingually stated.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 16, 2011 23:35:44 GMT -5
This should do it.
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Post by MaybeNever on Sept 16, 2011 23:39:16 GMT -5
I lol'd.
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Post by Paimun on Sept 16, 2011 23:50:49 GMT -5
While you do the math, I'll be doing the alfredo! *ducks*
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Post by Vypernight on Sept 17, 2011 4:36:07 GMT -5
Also if it makes you feel better, I can see Russia the Rockies from my house: Nice! I live in FL, so if a bear showed up, I'd be screwed. Actually, I am surrounded by rednecks with guns, so it should be okay, though I'd prefer the bears.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Sept 17, 2011 6:57:15 GMT -5
Luckily, we don't usually get too many bears in the city -- the mountains are much further away than they look (80-something kilometres to Kananaskis, 130ish to Banff). On the rare occasions that we do get one, it's generally somewhere near the outskirts, and it'll just run around confused until Animal Control shows up.
We get a ton of coyotes, though. They're basically chicken shits.
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Post by MaybeNever on Sept 18, 2011 23:27:15 GMT -5
I used to live in Fort Collins, which is a decent town of about 120,000 right up against the mountains. We'd get bears semi-often, and deer quite regularly. One morning I was waiting for the bus and a dozen or so deer were crossing the street so they could go graze at the golf course.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 20, 2011 19:38:31 GMT -5
All this Bear talk made me think of the Cleveland show; bears are awesome but religious neighbors! Cleveland " Ahhh! a bear! Tim "Ahhhhh! A Black man! You see? It doesn't feel so good does it?"
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