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Post by ozznova on Mar 1, 2009 20:24:45 GMT -5
"Just wait until the U.S. has been removed, then you'll see the Roman Catholic lead E.U. in all its glory!
Only problem is, is that they will then have to deal with Islam, then the Jews, then Russia and China! "
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Post by gotpwnt on Mar 1, 2009 22:57:05 GMT -5
Let me try... "blah blah blah athesits burnin in that thar hell *fapfapfap* blah blah blah loving god will kill blah blah blah" am i doin it rite?
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Post by mr blur on Mar 2, 2009 3:41:25 GMT -5
"Christians - Do you think Tom Cruise might be the...
AntiChrist? I've had that feeling for a while now. What do you think? I guess the 1 thing that disqualifies him is the fact that he's not from the revived Roman Empire."
and...
"Like I am willing to die in the place of a baby that would be aborted. If you know a young or old girl or woman that is considering an abortion I would gladly die in the baby's place. This is not an attempt to shock you, or anyone else, it is what Jesus did for me, and He said "Do what I did.""
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Post by dasfuchs on Mar 2, 2009 4:41:21 GMT -5
I dunno, all of their quotes make me wanna try and beat the smart into them with a lead pipe
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Post by spaceamoeba on Mar 2, 2009 5:41:12 GMT -5
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Post by percyqshunn on Mar 2, 2009 7:15:58 GMT -5
I love all the fanfiction about the crapture! Especially when they write about the panic in the White House, and how everyone is sooo confused and can't figure out what has happened. LMFAO!!
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Post by percyqshunn on Mar 2, 2009 7:17:42 GMT -5
And the one about the ice caps being made of frozen water, not ice. That one was mega-lulz!
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Post by crazalus on Mar 2, 2009 9:20:20 GMT -5
Let me try... "blah blah blah athesits burnin in that thar hell *fapfapfap* blah blah blah loving god will kill blah blah blah" am i doin it rite? No... not enough smilies... blah blah blah athesits burnin in that thar hell ;D *fapfapfap* blah blah blah loving god will kill blah blah blah That should do it...
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 2, 2009 10:02:45 GMT -5
here My favorite quote, ever. I don't know why, "your kingdom arises by the minute" has always sent me in to a fit of laughter. Maybe it's the homoerotic Freudian slip, or just the fact that a fundie wrote something like that, but it's freaking hilarious.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 2, 2009 10:55:18 GMT -5
here My favorite quote, ever. I don't know why, "your kingdom arises by the minute" has always sent me in to a fit of laughter. Maybe it's the homoerotic Freudian slip, or just the fact that a fundie wrote something like that, but it's freaking hilarious. tsk tsk tsk, I wouldn't have seen that if you hadn't pointed it out. I mean I expect this sort of thing from Red but you Lazy? I dunno... kids these days....*mumbles about hippies* Also: this is from their front page:
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 2, 2009 11:05:00 GMT -5
here My favorite quote, ever. I don't know why, "your kingdom arises by the minute" has always sent me in to a fit of laughter. Maybe it's the homoerotic Freudian slip, or just the fact that a fundie wrote something like that, but it's freaking hilarious. tsk tsk tsk, I wouldn't have seen that if you hadn't pointed it out. I mean I expect this sort of thing from Red but you Lazy? I dunno... kids these days....*mumbles about hippies* Also: this is from their front page: WOW. That really sums up their mentality in a nutshell. I'ma going over there now to see if they have discovered the status yet... Also, hippies?
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 2, 2009 11:09:22 GMT -5
WOW. That really sums up their mentality in a nutshell. I'ma going over there now to see if they have discovered the status yet... Also, hippies? Part of my master plan to ahve all the worlds aggression directed towards a band of three fictional hippies who I will claim roam the world causign evil, thus brining world peace.
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Post by hmills on Mar 2, 2009 13:10:11 GMT -5
Honestly my all time favorite was one of the top 100--the one where the guy talks about how gravity doesn't actually exist and it's the weight of "sin" holding us down.
It was amazing and I showed it to my whole family.
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Post by Paradox on Mar 2, 2009 14:02:31 GMT -5
I love all the fanfiction about the crapture! Especially when they write about the panic in the White House, and how everyone is sooo confused and can't figure out what has happened. LMFAO!! Yeah, because apparently the only people who know anything about PMD theology are rapture-ready fanatics. Nope, nobody has a book on rapture-mania, and there's not an unraptured theologian who knows shit about theology. The Left Behind books pulled the same shit.
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Post by gotpwnt on Mar 2, 2009 14:23:56 GMT -5
"I can sum it up in three words - evolution is a lie."
;D
O RLY?
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