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Post by Vene on Mar 13, 2009 10:14:14 GMT -5
I seriously want to know what those "ungodly" or ";homosexual" acts are. I mean, if a guy has anal sex with a woman, it's not a "homosexual act" by simple definition of the fact that it involves an opposite-gender coupling. And if she says anything against oral sex, I'm out the door and not looking back. What if she fucks him in the ass?
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Post by JonathanE on Mar 13, 2009 10:34:21 GMT -5
I seriously want to know what those "ungodly" or ";homosexual" acts are. I mean, if a guy has anal sex with a woman, it's not a "homosexual act" by simple definition of the fact that it involves an opposite-gender coupling. And if she says anything against oral sex, I'm out the door and not looking back. What if she fucks him in the ass? Depends on what she inserts! ;D
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 13, 2009 10:39:19 GMT -5
Geez, people, didn't you KNOW? The only "godly" sex is where the man is on top and the woman is grinding her teeth. Anything else is DEVIANT and makes the baby Jesus cry.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 13, 2009 11:02:16 GMT -5
Geez, people, didn't you KNOW? The only "godly" sex is where the man is on top and the woman is grinding her teeth. Anything else is DEVIANT and makes the baby Jesus cry. I would have never thought "what makes a baby cry" is a good parameter for sex.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 13, 2009 11:11:43 GMT -5
What if she fucks him in the ass? Depends on what she inserts! ;D I think the only thing that comes close is if she uses her own penis. Geez, people, didn't you KNOW? The only "godly" sex is where the man is on top and the woman is grinding her teeth. Anything else is DEVIANT and makes the baby Jesus cry. Arousal is a sin. And remember, the Fundie Christian attitude towards sex is "If you enjoy it, you're doing it wrong!" Schiz--Maybe I can drop the "Christian" part....
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Post by gadfly on Mar 13, 2009 12:20:43 GMT -5
And besides, according to the Bible, husbands and wives own each other's bodies, so technically, if you follow the 'wifely submission' line of thinking but just flip the gender roles, the woman could demand sex from her husband whenever she wanted it, as much as she wanted, in whatever fashion she wanted. Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. ;D Haha. Yes, I very much look forward to telling my future husband on our wedding night that I own his ass. "Honey, it's Dominatrix time! Now, let me get out the fuzzy handcuffs...." Though I have a notion that it would turn him on. And I thought that the accompanying illustration looked more like Soviet propaganda, myself.
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Post by Anti-Goth on Mar 13, 2009 22:28:03 GMT -5
The accompanying illustration is pretty good, too: Never like to Godwin a thread but am I the only one struck by just how much that resembles Nazi propaganda imagery? [nitpick]To be honest, I was more irritated by the fact that the pie looks like a big ol' hunk of meatloaf with strips of pastry slapped on top.[/nitpick] *ahem* back on topic...these people are still REALLY DAMN FREAKY. The sheer number of Prairie Muffin and Biblical Womanhood-type blogs out there is a rather ominous trend IMHO.
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Post by Bojangles on Mar 14, 2009 16:06:23 GMT -5
well if oral sex is gay then I'm thinking I'll just have to go gay. It's not exactly something I'm comfortable giving up. Oh and anti, what you say is true. Just today I rediscovered one I had seen a while ago www.momof9splace.com/ and I was just as appalled as the first time I found it. Full of misogynist, rape apologetic crap. Scary stuff.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 14, 2009 16:22:06 GMT -5
well if oral sex is gay then I'm thinking I'll just have to go gay. It's not exactly something I'm comfortable giving up. I'm not sure many people would willingly give it up. The threat of Hell does a lot to persuade people.
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Post by gadfly on Mar 14, 2009 19:11:57 GMT -5
I seriously want to know what those "ungodly" or ";homosexual" acts are. I mean, if a guy has anal sex with a woman, it's not a "homosexual act" by simple definition of the fact that it involves an opposite-gender coupling. And if she says anything against oral sex, I'm out the door and not looking back. What if she fucks him in the ass? *shrugs* I'd do that gladly, if that was what my husband wanted.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 14, 2009 19:43:29 GMT -5
Yes, but does that make you gay?
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Post by gadfly on Mar 14, 2009 20:45:33 GMT -5
Considering that I'm a heterosexual woman who hopes to get married to a guy... no.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 14, 2009 21:51:22 GMT -5
I wouldn't doubt it. And then a step to the right...
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Post by Jodie on Mar 14, 2009 22:44:02 GMT -5
The sheer number of Prairie Muffin and Biblical Womanhood-type blogs out there is a rather ominous trend IMHO. By blogging they obviously have too much time on their hands (and thus should spend more time cooking and cleaning) and by praising their Good Wifeyness on their blogs they are not being humble nor silent! What sinful, hypocritical women!! /snark
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 14, 2009 23:00:07 GMT -5
Considering that I'm a heterosexual woman who hopes to get married to a guy... no. Like that's an excuse.
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