Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 11, 2009 0:52:47 GMT -5
This was too funny. Unfortunately, I can't submit it to FSTDT proper, because the link is for a deleted page (so only sysops on the site can see it), but I had to share with you guys anyway.
A rather disgruntled fellow stopped by HRWiki today (the Homestar Runner Wiki, that is) today, apparently miffed by the concept that the H*R cartoons refer to a holiday named Decemeberween. Every reasonable person assumes that Decemberween was made up, so as not to offend anyone of a different religion and to make the cartoon world more open to all. Apparently, though, this fellow does not like the idea. Here's what he had to say:
YOU EEDIOT!!! (sorry, Ren Hoek.) I was just editing the "Decemberween" pages to make it more like the actual Christmas tradition itself. If you don't like it and want to be an atheist who always uses the terms, "Happy Holidays" or "Decemberween", be an ungrateful bastard and revert these pages until your eyes start to fucking burn from the computer screen! If you want to be happy about this faithful edit, fine! Fucking be yourself!
You can also see his attempts to "fix" this "problem" here and here. It's pretty hilarious, in a dumbassed sort of way.
There once was a unicorn who would shove His rainbows around like a dove "Always I'll be with you And then make-believe with you Harmony, Harmony, oh love"