I disapeared for a few days... Internet was out at my place, and I don't dare come here when at work. I couldn't really say it in advance, seeing as I don't plan power outages, but I came here to apologise. So much happened, I need to read it all! *goes on an archive binge*
Mad scientist. Heliodependant. Chronophage. Amateur Jack of all trades. Wannabe world conqueror. One lab accident away from full blown supervillainy.
"If you feel the need to say in your sig that your avatar is NOT screwing a cat, then you should consider changing your avatar."
I'm leaving tomorrow to go on vacation, and I'll be back on the 8th. I won't be able to post.
I will make this happen! I can raise a hippalektryon. I'll put ribbons in its mane and tail feathers. It'll be a Sussex cock and a Thoroughbred horse. I'll hunt the gryphon and bring back the jar of blood. You can write his secrets on a sheet of paper made from a dead ent. You will go to Candyland, where many a great warrior fell!
I will be completely incommunicado on Mon/Tues/Thurs for at least the next month due to a fairly unforgiving work schedule. I may be available the other 4 days, depending on how busy I am and how much sleep I need to catch up (early mornings and late nights are an absolute BITCH).
So not a "goodbye" so much as a "not on as often, and you people with my cell # need to stop calling me while I'm trying to teach a class."
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.