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Post by banjaxed on Sept 2, 2009 22:04:33 GMT -5
Senior Atheist Banjaxed reporting for duty on any available ships. Sorry I'm late.
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Post by trike on Sept 3, 2009 22:34:38 GMT -5
Might as well: Captain Snoodles of the ANS Enlightenment, an enlightenment class nuclear aircraft carrier. This fine vessel boasts a top speed of 65km/h, is 426m in length and displaces 145 000 tonnes. It holds up to 100 fixed-wing aircraft as well as an array of rotary wing aircraft and an armament of missiles (both ship-to-ship and ship-to-air) and torpedos as well as standard close-in systems. This ship is powered by three nuclear reactors. Alrighty, who wants to join me? I need pilots and lots of them! Pilot Clown of B2- Spirit, reporting for duty. I wanna be a pilot! Can I name my aircraft "Iron Chariot"? |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 4, 2009 7:19:16 GMT -5
Pilot Clown of B2- Spirit, reporting for duty. I wanna be a pilot! Can I name my aircraft "Iron Chariot"? Welcome aboard. You'll find your assigned command, the iron chariot squadron, consisting of 25 joint-strike fighters, in the forwardmost hanger. |
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Post by malendras on Sept 4, 2009 22:26:46 GMT -5
Captain Malendras of the ANSS Plait, Firefly series 3 class spacecraft. I can land this thing pretty much anywhere on the planet.
Tonnage: 282,000 lb (empty) can carry 160,000 lb of cargo plus up to 18 passengers and 5 crew.
Weapons: Bomb bay for logic bombs, a 20mm reason cannon and a few military-grade guns for launching copies of the Skeptics Annotated Bible, The God Delusion and God Is Not Great.
Range: 440 AU empty, 44 AU fully-loaded.
Power plant: 1 standard radion-accelerator core. 2 wing engines for atmospheric control, VTOL capability.
(Yes, I ripped all this from Serenity. Yes, I own the blueprints to the ship. I am THAT nerdy).
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Post by meshakhad on Sept 6, 2009 3:28:50 GMT -5
Dude, the Carl Sagan is based on the Prometheus from Stargate SG-1.
However, I would advise you not to drop copies of The God Delusion when I'm around. I'm a religious Jew.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 7, 2009 22:56:52 GMT -5
Dude, the Carl Sagan is based on the Prometheus from Stargate SG-1. However, I would advise you not to drop copies of The God Delusion when I'm around. I'm a religious Jew. It's called the "Atheist Navy" for a reason. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 7, 2009 23:34:27 GMT -5
Captain R. Hunter, commander of the ANX Thomas Jefferson reporting.
Class: Juggernaut
Weaponry: Long-range anti-fundie ballistic missiles with win-enhanced warheads, experimental Atheist LAZER Cannons, and a large retinue of Blackhawks and experimental F223 Tomcat II's.
Amenities: Excellent living spaces, each one equipped with our new Reason Shields to protect from Batshit missile attacks. Open bar 24/7, a full menu with food items from 43 different countries including vegetarian and vegan dishes. We also sport 8 lounges, 7 sickbays, 6 movie rooms, 6 swimming pools, and 6 different gaming/internet cafes.
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Post by meshakhad on Sept 8, 2009 11:59:25 GMT -5
Dude, the Carl Sagan is based on the Prometheus from Stargate SG-1. However, I would advise you not to drop copies of The God Delusion when I'm around. I'm a religious Jew. It's called the "Atheist Navy" for a reason. They said they were open to people who weren't atheists, so long as they didn't force their beliefs on others. Eh, my ship is designed primarily for actual warfare, so I doubt we'll be in the same theaters. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 8, 2009 21:40:23 GMT -5
They said they were open to people who weren't atheists, so long as they didn't force their beliefs on others. Fair enough then, but keeping your vessel out of the line of fire is your responsibility. Eh, my ship is designed primarily for actual warfare, so I doubt we'll be in the same theaters. Excuse me? Was that an underhanded jab at my ship's capabilities? Because if so that was very very mean, you poopyhead. |
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Post by meshakhad on Sept 9, 2009 2:20:35 GMT -5
Eh, my ship is designed primarily for actual warfare, so I doubt we'll be in the same theaters. Excuse me? Was that an underhanded jab at my ship's capabilities? Because if so that was very very mean, you poopyhead. No. I meant that your ship was designed primarily for bringing reason to people - psychological warfare. Mine was designed for killing people. I meant no offense. |
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Post by RavynousHunter on Sept 9, 2009 5:58:23 GMT -5
Shit, mine does both.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Sept 9, 2009 13:17:09 GMT -5
Mine does neither. There just isn't enough call for it over this side of the pond so all I got was a Dinghy.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 9, 2009 22:11:10 GMT -5
Excuse me? Was that an underhanded jab at my ship's capabilities? Because if so that was very very mean, you poopyhead. No. I meant that your ship was designed primarily for bringing reason to people - psychological warfare. Mine was designed for killing people. I meant no offense. Aircraft carriers have a far higher damage potential than standard big gun ships. My vessel is second only to the spaceships. Hopefully equal once I get my aircraft upgraded. Hello, starfighters... |
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Post by meshakhad on Sept 10, 2009 1:25:23 GMT -5
Sorry. Got you confused with Malendras.
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