This is what food should be!

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This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 3:33:39 GMT -5

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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 13, 2009 3:33:39 GMT -5

This is seriously making me hungry (and I really want to go to America even more).

No, that is not sarcasm. I just love junk food and don't give two shits about my health. Oh god I want some of that food...

WANT!!

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DarkfireTaimatsu God Winner of ∞ Internets Here Be Impies. Posts: 1,519	This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 3:52:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 13, 2009 3:52:44 GMT -5 Mar 13, 2009 3:33:39 GMT -5 Art Vandelay said: I think it's going to attack me. D=
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schizophonic Guest	This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 7:41:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by schizophonic on Mar 13, 2009 7:41:25 GMT -5 How do you even eat that first one?

Sigmaleph God Creepy, Perverted, Lying Freak Posts: 4,216	This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 11:58:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 13, 2009 11:58:02 GMT -5 I find too many of those off-putting.

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Death God Posts: 670	This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 14:15:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Death on Mar 13, 2009 14:15:52 GMT -5 What is that stuff? I'm serious, what is it?
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deliciousdemon Senior Member Posts: 339	This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 14:39:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by deliciousdemon on Mar 13, 2009 14:39:56 GMT -5 Fried fish and tartar sauce a go-go?

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This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 14:40:56 GMT -5

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Mar 13, 2009 12:02:53 GMT -5 Pasta said:

Mar 13, 2009 7:41:25 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

How do you even eat that first one?

With your eyes closed.

*lol*

But then, how do you get it in your mouth? I mean, assuming your eyes are closed, so your lips don't hermetically seal in self defense.

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This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 14:56:11 GMT -5

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Mar 13, 2009 14:40:56 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

Mar 13, 2009 12:02:53 GMT -5 Pasta said:

With your eyes closed.

*lol*

But then, how do you get it in your mouth? I mean, assuming your eyes are closed, so your lips don't hermetically seal in self defense.

Give me 5 minutes and a bottle of vodka and i'll show you.

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This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 19:51:07 GMT -5

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Mar 13, 2009 14:56:11 GMT -5 Pasta said:

Mar 13, 2009 14:40:56 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

*lol*

But then, how do you get it in your mouth? I mean, assuming your eyes are closed, so your lips don't hermetically seal in self defense.

Give me 5 minutes and a bottle of vodka and i'll show you.

You'll need to get me drunker than that if you're gonna put that thing in me.

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This is what food should be! Mar 13, 2009 20:19:39 GMT -5

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Post by ldm on Mar 13, 2009 20:19:39 GMT -5

I go through phases with food. Some weeks I'll eat nothing but junk, and then go on a total health kick the next week.

@sgt noodles-if you get to the States, make sure you make a stop on Kansas City for some kickass BBQ. Vegetables are just a garnish here.

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This is what food should be! Mar 15, 2009 14:22:48 GMT -5

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Post by gotpwnt on Mar 15, 2009 14:22:48 GMT -5

Mar 13, 2009 3:33:39 GMT -5 Art Vandelay said:

This is seriously making me hungry (and I really want to go to America even more).

No, that is not sarcasm. I just love junk food and don't give two shits about my health. Oh god I want some of that food...

WANT!!

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schizophonic Guest	This is what food should be! Mar 15, 2009 15:20:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by schizophonic on Mar 15, 2009 15:20:57 GMT -5 Every time I click on this thread, I'm thankful I don't normally eat much meat.

Aqualung God Domesticated Pirate I toot da flute. Posts: 3,339	This is what food should be! Mar 15, 2009 15:28:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aqualung on Mar 15, 2009 15:28:24 GMT -5 Tur-bacon-ducken: the bacon explosion: www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=1 I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at this stuff....
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 13, 2009 15:15:00 GMT -5

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