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Post by Nutcase on Mar 2, 2009 0:27:54 GMT -5
By way of thanks for this new forum, and to get the crazy nutcase ball rolling here, I give you Steven Anderson, pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church (www.faithfulwordbaptist.org). He has no theological training, but he has memorized a substantial portion of the New Testament (KJV-only).
And he’s about 27 years old. The following YouTube video is so rottenly bad it gives some credence to the idea that no one should hold any position of authority until at least the age of 30 – unless they’re precocious, which Anderson is not.
His wife, Zsuzsanna, is also a real piece of work. One of her best-known FSTDT quotes, if I recall the details correctly, is when she was proud of her five-year-old for saying Obama was worse even than the “faggots.”
Anyway, Pastor Anderson knows what’s wrong with America today: not enough men piss standing up.
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 2, 2009 0:35:35 GMT -5
I sit down when I pee because it's easier to read while in the bathroom that way. Also, habit.
And, yes, because I'm not a nutjob. This guy is just... wow. I can't understand how people like this think this affects them in any way.
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Post by heathenangel on Mar 2, 2009 0:39:04 GMT -5
Just .... WOW, I'm speechless. This cat is a total nutter.
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Post by Pookie on Mar 2, 2009 0:41:45 GMT -5
This man is very adamant in his beliefs, I'll give him that.
And you wonder why they haven't gotten very far in intellectual development after 2000 years...they're too worried about things like this.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 2, 2009 0:43:10 GMT -5
As bad as fundy xtians are, the IFB KJV only ones are the absolute worst. And this is a reason why.
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Post by Paradox on Mar 2, 2009 1:26:24 GMT -5
I sit down when I pee because I have bad aim. And I don't feel the least bit bad about it because fuck traditional gender roles. So he can just put that in his pipe and smoke it (although he's probably against that too.)
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Post by MaybeNever on Mar 2, 2009 1:28:13 GMT -5
I pee standing up because otherwise the toilet snakes will bite me. Sadly sitting would provide more protection against assassins sneaking up behind me, but I foil them by whirling around every three seconds and going into a combat stance.
I have to clean my bathroom with fire.
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Post by nowonmai on Mar 2, 2009 1:44:39 GMT -5
Pisseth? Where is Pisseth in the bible?
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 2, 2009 1:52:17 GMT -5
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Post by Nutcase on Mar 2, 2009 1:53:37 GMT -5
Pisseth? Where is Pisseth in the bible? Actually, it appears six places in the KJV: 1 Samuel 25:22, 1 Samuel 25:34, 1 Kings 14:10, 1 Kings 16:11, 1 Kings 21:21, and 2 Kings 9:8 My understanding is that this is the close translation of a Hebrew idiom for grown males in their prime.
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Post by rallymodeller on Mar 2, 2009 3:14:02 GMT -5
I, too, like to read on the can. And seeing as how my bladder likes to get going first thing when I wake up but my balance lags some distance behind, it's just safer sitting down.
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Post by gotpwnt on Mar 2, 2009 9:09:52 GMT -5
lolwut?
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Post by JonathanE on Mar 2, 2009 9:14:02 GMT -5
Ah yes, the KJV only jerks. Word of God translated directly at the behest of the Good King James, first outed closet-case King! Irony...
Faith is double edged sword, alright.
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Post by kwenf on Mar 2, 2009 9:26:24 GMT -5
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Post by snarky on Mar 2, 2009 16:26:13 GMT -5
So Germans are sissies?
I'm sure this is a euphemism for something that's gone right over our 27 year old friend's head.
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