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Post by katz on Mar 2, 2009 17:48:17 GMT -5
I sit down when I pee because it's easier to read while in the bathroom that way. Well, there's your problem right there. God hates the literate. Why else would all his followers be unable to actually read the book they devout their lives to?
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Post by john on Mar 2, 2009 18:46:55 GMT -5
He should have a couple of hundred drunken German pub customers come and pee standing up in his bathroom and see how long it takes him to figure out why the pubs put the sign up. ;D
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Post by antichrist on Mar 2, 2009 18:55:17 GMT -5
I can honestly say the only time I've had penis envy is when I've had to pee in the bush.
BTW, wouldn't a man get out of being smote if he pee'd sitting down?
Gotta wonder about the sexuality of a man who hates men who pee sitting down. Does he hate not being able to watch? How many homosexuals pee standing up? Maybe God just hates people who piss on his walls. I know I do.
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Post by john on Mar 2, 2009 20:15:14 GMT -5
Now we know how to spot the difference between a Christian fundie and a Muslim fundie in the rest room: Christian fundies pee on the wall; Muslim fundies wipe their butts with stones (using their left hands).
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Post by antichrist on Mar 2, 2009 21:24:29 GMT -5
@ john
Well that explains some public restrooms I've cleaned in my lifetime.
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Post by ninjagrapefruit on Mar 2, 2009 21:37:20 GMT -5
Well, if Christian's want to take this stand, then I am all for it. I mean, you get tired of the veiled racism and blatant homophobia. If this guy could make the newest cause in Evangelicals to defend traditional urination, then maybe he is doing a service.
Or at least the most service someone who is completely full of shit can do.
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Post by tempus on Mar 3, 2009 4:48:29 GMT -5
I pee standing up because otherwise the toilet snakes will bite me. Sadly sitting would provide more protection against assassins sneaking up behind me, but I foil them by whirling around every three seconds and going into a combat stance. I have to clean my bathroom with fire. Meanwhile, at MaybeNever's house... /sorry, couldn't resist
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