I can honestly say the only time I've had penis envy is when I've had to pee in the bush.
BTW, wouldn't a man get out of being smote if he pee'd sitting down?
Gotta wonder about the sexuality of a man who hates men who pee sitting down. Does he hate not being able to watch? How many homosexuals pee standing up? Maybe God just hates people who piss on his walls. I know I do.
Now we know how to spot the difference between a Christian fundie and a Muslim fundie in the rest room: Christian fundies pee on the wall; Muslim fundies wipe their butts with stones (using their left hands).
Post by ninjagrapefruit on Mar 2, 2009 21:37:20 GMT -5
Well, if Christian's want to take this stand, then I am all for it. I mean, you get tired of the veiled racism and blatant homophobia. If this guy could make the newest cause in Evangelicals to defend traditional urination, then maybe he is doing a service.
Or at least the most service someone who is completely full of shit can do.
I pee standing up because otherwise the toilet snakes will bite me. Sadly sitting would provide more protection against assassins sneaking up behind me, but I foil them by whirling around every three seconds and going into a combat stance.