I feel like this needs some sort of award, but I'm too busy swearing incoherently to think of one. "You Fail Science Forever" seems a little mild.
You Fail Science Forever Everything we don't agree with or understand is caused by DEMONS!
MaybeNever- Perhaps the solution then is to throw the chihuahua at the bad guy, then pump the shotgun while eating a big slice of cantaloupe. Am fear nach glèidh na h-airm san t-sìth, cha bhi iad aige 'n àm a' chogaidh.