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Post by The Lazy One on Nov 30, 2009 17:31:00 GMT -5
I think there's something seriously fucking wrong with me. Either that or it's time for medication adjustment. I listened to this(mp3 file, NSFW) and had a really strange urge to drop a Bridget on him, and see what happens. There's something really wrong with me... He also apparently hates hats on men and thinks women should wear hijabs. Although if you told him that he'd probaby hit the roof. This guy is great for lulz, I swear.  EDIT: Forgot about the part in the sermon about Jesus not looking like a hippie with long hair and wore pants. Hehehehe... and then he gets butthurt over the Sistine Chapel having nude men on it. I honestly say I laughed my ass off. "PAINTINGS OF NAKED MEN IN CHURCH!!!!! BAAAAW!!!!!" |
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Post by Mira on Nov 30, 2009 18:03:59 GMT -5
On the 20 minute mark right now. This is painful. I'll give him credit, he gives a more accurate depiction of Yeshua than most.
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Post by The Lazy One on Nov 30, 2009 18:09:01 GMT -5
On the 20 minute mark right now. This is painful. I'll give him credit, he gives a more accurate depiction of Yeshua than most. I was able to sit through about 45 minutes before it got to difficult to read Their Eyes Were Watching God and hear him complain about everything that's wrong with the world today when women wear pants and men wear skirts and kilts and whatnot. |
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Post by Vene on Nov 30, 2009 18:13:13 GMT -5
I'm going to regret this, won't I? *clicks* If there is really a clear difference between a man and a woman, then it would be impossible to blur, you idiot. Also, intersex. By saying that women and men are different, that says they are unequal, you twit. Separate, but equal doesn't work. And you just bloody said that men have authority, but women don't. How is that equal? I choose to interpret 'the head of the man is Christ' as oral sex. I find this no less ridiculous to say that men dishonor Jesus by praying with a covered head. I never knew hats were evil. I find this to be awesome. How does nature say that men need short hair and women need long hair? No really, I am curious. He's so right, bald women are so ugly.  If God divided dry land from water, WTF is swampland? Also, if there is supposedly a difference between male and female hair, why can it naturally grow to that length regardless of sex? I sounds like he's saying this is part of the clear distinction between the sexes, but he's simultaneously complaining that there is no difference. I never knew that hairlength was of such importance. What a twit. I'm done. I would have thought stuff like sexual abuse in the church was much more important (not strictly a Catholic problem). I would have thought Jesus's message to feed the poor was more important. But, what do I know? |
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Post by Mira on Nov 30, 2009 18:17:14 GMT -5
Rawr, Natalie Portman.
Anywho, DID HE CONDEMN KILTS???
*sends her legions to Phoenix*
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Post by Mira on Nov 30, 2009 18:26:26 GMT -5
Pants were never invented? What the fuck?
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Post by Mira on Nov 30, 2009 18:34:20 GMT -5
Haha, now he's complaining about the androgynous.
Oh noes, I can't tell what sex they are! It's all too confusing for my feeble mind to comprehend anything out of my false binary.
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Post by The Lazy One on Nov 30, 2009 18:35:53 GMT -5
Rawr, Natalie Portman. Anywho, DID HE CONDEMN KILTS??? *sends her legions to Phoenix* Yeah, later he says kilts are too short and skirt-like. I hope he never goes to a Utilikilts store, he'll get his ass kicked. |
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Post by Deimos on Nov 30, 2009 19:28:26 GMT -5
I never knew I could dishonour my head. Sorry head, but fuck you
POST 500 BIATCH
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Post by wmdkitty on Nov 30, 2009 19:41:42 GMT -5
I wish someone WOULD drop a bridge... oh. You said Drop a Bridget. Damn.
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Post by Tiger on Nov 30, 2009 20:18:31 GMT -5
I wish someone WOULD drop a bridge... oh. You said Drop a Bridget. Damn. That would be funnier. |
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Post by Random Guy on Nov 30, 2009 21:26:32 GMT -5
I want to see what happens when this guy walks into a pub in Glasgow and tells the patrons that the kilt is evil and feminizing.
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Post by catanon on Nov 30, 2009 22:47:48 GMT -5
I'm about 2 minutes into it and it's getting quite annoying. Yup, he just said that men dishonour his "head" (by that he means Jesus I guess) by wearing stuff on his head. Um, asshole, fuck you. Nobody likes sun in their eyes. Hats rule.
Then he wants women to wear hijabs? All the other fundies would freak if they realized that they were emulating the muslims.
Wait...what? "Women with short hair are dishonorable"?! What about cancer patients, you asshole?!
Oooooo~ women who are bald feel "ashamed" and it's not "cool". Hey, douchebag, whatever happened to not giving a shit about what other people think?
Oh yeah, a bunch of dudes are singing and giving praises to gawd! How wonderfu-wait. Is that long hair? TO HELL WITH THE FUCKERS!
RAGE EDIT: WTF?! He's dissing Michealangelo?! Motherfucker, KILL YOURSELF! Fuck your ass you douche! Oh noes! Naked men~! Wasn't it supposed to be a bad thing that Adam and Eve became ashamed of their bodies?
-Oh snap! Fucker just called Michealangelo a queer and a pervert! He may have been gay, but fuck you dickface!
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Nov 30, 2009 23:05:59 GMT -5
Indeed. *fans self* Oh, oof.  BTW, speaking of Natalie, here's something that will, in all likelihood, surprise you to no end: Yes, the vid's title is completely accurate. ;D ADDENDUM: Oops, I didn't notice before linking to it that this vid's OP doesn't want it to be embedded elsewhere. Ah, well. *shrugs* One additional click is all it takes to watch it on a different page.  |
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Post by Mira on Nov 30, 2009 23:39:52 GMT -5
That song makes her 37.85% sexier.
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