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Post by HonestlyNow on Dec 3, 2009 16:43:08 GMT -5
lol...omg...can't...stop...laughing...*GASP*...bahahahahaha unreasonablefaith.com/2009/12/02/if-you-use-condoms-you-will-not-be-raptured/"Welcome to revelation unraveled, I'm your host, William Tapley, also known as The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse...." does anyone believe this guy's even had seks before?? I suppose he could be right that those who use condoms won't get raptured...but only because ya know...the rapture isn't going to happen anyways...
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Lucifer
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Post by Lucifer on Dec 3, 2009 16:52:08 GMT -5
Wait, what! Is this guy serious?
I doubt this guy had sex before, HonestlyNow.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Dec 3, 2009 17:07:02 GMT -5
The moment this guy brought up Onan, he violated the final verse of Revelation that talks about adding to or taking away from the Bible.
It's funny how hypocritical fundies can be :3 and how easy it is to pin them at their own game (although they manage to slip out through sheer will of "not listening not listening la la la la")
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Post by FrizzleFry on Dec 3, 2009 17:29:52 GMT -5
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse?
Not bad! Can I be The Fifth Badger of Armageddon, then... or what's the canonical animal for that? I always forget...
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Post by the sandman on Dec 3, 2009 18:21:47 GMT -5
Yet another "Bible Scholar" who hasn't actually bothered to read it. In the account, God doesn't kill Onan because he uses a form of birth control, He kills Onan because Onan is refusing to fulfil his obligations to his dead brother's widow to sire children with her and thus restore her to full rights and status within the family. That crazy ass shit was part of Jewish law.
This idiot is just twisting it to mean what he wants it to mean.
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Post by gomer21xx on Dec 3, 2009 18:23:16 GMT -5
So, according to this guy, there will be a hell of a lot of Christians who are shit outta luck and jolly well fucked, huh?
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Post by ironbite on Dec 3, 2009 20:37:19 GMT -5
So can someone find me where in the babble birth control is prohibited.
Ironbite-because I don't think I've seen it in there ever.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 3, 2009 20:59:24 GMT -5
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse? Not bad! Can I be The Fifth Badger of Armageddon, then... or what's the canonical animal for that? I always forget... I just want to know what happened to the First and Second Eagles of the Apocalypse. I suspect it involves contraception. Of the retroactive kind.
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Post by FrizzleFry on Dec 4, 2009 4:32:20 GMT -5
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse? Not bad! Can I be The Fifth Badger of Armageddon, then... or what's the canonical animal for that? I always forget... I just want to know what happened to the First and Second Eagles of the Apocalypse. I suspect it involves contraception. Of the retroactive kind. Very good question, indeed... I would not be surprised to learn of some nasty accidents in the past. ...or maybe it's one of those pokeman things? Y'know.. like he's the third version, or something. Eagle 3.0.
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Post by CtraK on Dec 4, 2009 7:40:47 GMT -5
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse? Not bad! Can I be The Fifth Badger of Armageddon, then... or what's the canonical animal for that? I always forget... I just want to know what happened to the First and Second Eagles of the Apocalypse. I suspect it involves contraception. Of the retroactive kind. Actually, it involved the Anteater of Doom.* *of course, that's any anteater. If you're an ant, anyway.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 4, 2009 9:51:00 GMT -5
But Eagles (of the Apocalypse) are not ants. They are apparently crazy old people.
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Post by Tiberius on Dec 4, 2009 10:23:42 GMT -5
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse? Not bad! Can I be The Fifth Badger of Armageddon, then... or what's the canonical animal for that? I always forget... I just want to know what happened to the First and Second Eagles of the Apocalypse. I suspect it involves contraception. Of the retroactive kind. Is Stephen Colbert an eagle of the apocolypse? Also, I call (-1)^(1/2)th Raccoon of Cataclysm
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Post by CtraK on Dec 4, 2009 18:41:20 GMT -5
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Post by Sigmaleph on Dec 4, 2009 23:46:39 GMT -5
I curse you for your trope links. Curse you I say!
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Post by The Watcher on Dec 5, 2009 0:47:31 GMT -5
Well, actually, you could fuck like a rabbit in a Tijuana swingers' club, but as long as nobody you nailed had an STD, you won't get one either. So really, the "true way" to prevent STDs is to not have sex with someone who has an STD.
Now, I'd buy that you can only safely know that your partner doesn't have an STD by, well, knowing your partner. Before you have sex, you should know your partner as well and as thoroughly as you possibly can.
What that has to do with marriage, however, is beyond me. I mean, call me crazy and all, but I'd like to know someone wholly and thoroughly LONG before I marry her.
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