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Post by Jack Bauer on Mar 24, 2009 8:44:31 GMT -5
Fortunately, it only eats lint and dust bunnies. So you should be safe. Quite - but you'd better ensure an adequate supply of underbed lint - you don't want it coming after the lint in your belly button!
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Post by Radiation on Mar 25, 2009 0:19:25 GMT -5
Where the hell do you get these stories? They all sound like something that M. Night Shaylanam or Stephen King would write. I tried reading the Holder series but got bored by it, btw what does TL;DR stand for? Lurk around on /x/, go to Encyclopedia Dramatica (they have quite a good selection), or just Google "scary stories" as a start. There's quite a bit of creepypasta out there. TL;DR means Too Long, Didn't Read. Umm... stupid question but how do I get to /b/ or /x/?
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Mar 25, 2009 0:27:37 GMT -5
Go to 4chan. Sadly that's all I know.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 25, 2009 2:34:08 GMT -5
Umm... stupid question but how do I get to /b/ or /x/? go to 4chan.org and click the letter you want on the top of the screen (this is as far as I've ever got on 4chan before I thought "fuck this" and left).
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 25, 2009 5:40:15 GMT -5
here's a good one I found. Not exactly scary but I liked the ending.
The Lighthouse:
There is a small island in the Mediterranean Sea that does not appear on any map. It cannot be seen from any other island, nor can any other land be seen from it. On this island is a lighthouse, rotting from age and sea water, which is never lit. There is nothing inside it, save for a spiraling staircase that leads to the top, and an ancient, dusty bookcase.
The case is filled with unmarked books; bound in ancient leather, save for a single space. If you remove a book from the shelf, it will fling itself open in your hands, and the words inscribed in it shall start screaming to the air. You must wrestle the book closed and shove it back on the shelf, or the immortal evil contained within its pages shall break free, and you will be forced to take its place, with pages, ink and binding crafted from your own flesh and blood.
However, if you bring the correct book to the island, and place it in the empty space, the lighthouse will light. As long as it is lit, the world shall enjoy an unending paradise, for all the evil in the world will be contained in the lighthouse. And while it is lit, nothing can go in or out.
The only problem; you will be trapped for eternity with all the evil ever known or conceived, by man or god. And the only way to escape is to douse the light.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Mar 25, 2009 6:01:18 GMT -5
and here's another one:
Baby doll:
In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 25, 2009 9:18:14 GMT -5
That last one is great
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Mar 25, 2009 9:42:53 GMT -5
Umm... stupid question but how do I get to /b/ (...)? 1 and 2, you fool!!*facepalms*
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Post by Jebediah on Mar 25, 2009 11:17:01 GMT -5
The lighthouse one is my new favorite. Not really scary, but still really good. I loved the end.
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Post by Paradox on Mar 25, 2009 14:41:33 GMT -5
Lurk around on /x/, go to Encyclopedia Dramatica (they have quite a good selection), or just Google "scary stories" as a start. There's quite a bit of creepypasta out there. TL;DR means Too Long, Didn't Read. Umm... stupid question but how do I get to /b/ or /x/? You don't. Trust me. Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen. Stay the fuck away from the chans and your life will be happier because of it.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Mar 25, 2009 21:28:15 GMT -5
Baby Doll is a pretty good story. The Lighthouse not so much.
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Post by Paradox on Mar 25, 2009 22:00:35 GMT -5
The baby doll one was horrifying.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 25, 2009 22:26:48 GMT -5
and here's another one: Baby doll: In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms. Wow.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 26, 2009 4:58:22 GMT -5
Reply Internet Explorer 3 When using Internet Explorer 3 for Windows (Google around for a version that works on Windows XP), enter this in the address bar (do not copy-paste, you must input it with the keyboard):
for-you://gratitude-and-remembrance
Wait ~ 40 seconds. You will feel strange. Don't fight the feeling, or you will be jerked out of it, and you have only one chance to do it.
A weblog will appear. It will contain events that will happen for the seven next years of your life.
Add /admin/ to the address bar. Try to guess the password your future self would have chosen. There is always a way - discovering it is never out of your reach even if it's a meaningless string of letters.
Once you have access to the admin, you can delete any post you want, and that event will never happen to you.
However, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES you are to edit a post. JUST DON'T.
You have only one hour to do it: after that the connection will be lost.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Mar 27, 2009 19:25:49 GMT -5
The Slithery Dee, he came out of the sea. He ate all the other, but he didn't eat me. The Slither Dee, he came out of the sea. He ate all the others, be he didn't eat -SLURP.
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