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Post by Khaine on Mar 20, 2009 8:54:04 GMT -5
We've read different fundie posts about demon attacks, demon take overs, and, demons tempting the faithful. Now, thanks to Pastor Bob Larson's test, you can find out if there is the possibility that Demons are trying to take over your life. DO YOU HAVE DEMONS?And I love their disclaimer; I scored a 30!. I'm high risk! ;D
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Post by Death on Mar 20, 2009 8:57:39 GMT -5
I got a 7. But that's because I answered as if demons don't exist, which they don't.
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Post by Khaine on Mar 20, 2009 9:20:55 GMT -5
I got a 7. But that's because I answered as if demons don't exist, which they don't. Fundie rant powers activated! "Only a person completely taken by the occult and the POWERS OF SATAN would deny that demons are real! Fundie rant powers deactivated.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 20, 2009 9:37:37 GMT -5
"Got a tattooed tit, said number....
Your test score is 13 You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession. "
I think I botched the line, but I'm lazy.
Seriously, though, I love this shit. They take some common conditions and throw them in there. Boo hoo, I've failed at relationships! I must be possessed! It can't be that I'm a bitchy, snarky person at heart.
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Post by headache on Mar 20, 2009 10:58:55 GMT -5
Heh, got a 9.
"Have any of your ancestors killed, raped..." Heck no, I'm a fucking descendant of Viking nobility, what do you think?
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Post by trike on Mar 20, 2009 11:06:08 GMT -5
I got a 5, I'm at low risk!
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Post by nausea on Mar 20, 2009 11:18:19 GMT -5
Merely 7? Am I not good enough to be possessed? I know I've only been an enemy of God for a year or so, but surely I should have mustered more satanic juju by now. This is most depressing.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 20, 2009 11:20:43 GMT -5
Merely 7? Am I not good enough to be possessed? I know I've only been an enemy of God for a year or so, but surely I should have mustered more satanic juju by now. This is most depressing. I passed the test along to a friend. His theory was that the demons were scared of what I'd do to them.
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Post by ironbite on Mar 20, 2009 11:45:32 GMT -5
I've got 7 demons chained to my soul.
Ironbite-they don't like me very much and I send my chibi Ironbite avatars after them every so often.
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Post by Jebediah on Mar 20, 2009 11:45:51 GMT -5
I got a 4. I guess the demons don't like me very much.
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Post by dasfuchs on Mar 20, 2009 12:05:59 GMT -5
I got a 14. I love how just about everything is stuff that you control that they list as reasons to think you have a demon.
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Post by Julian on Mar 20, 2009 12:09:40 GMT -5
We've read different fundie posts about demon attacks, demon take overs, and, demons tempting the faithful. Now, thanks to Pastor Bob Larson's test, you can find out if there is the possibility that Demons are trying to take over your life. DO YOU HAVE DEMONS?And I love their disclaimer; I scored a 30!. I'm high risk! ;D Wow... The worst thing about that, is so many of those questions are for people with metaphorical demons. I have physical demons, but don't tell anybody because the licence fees are astronomical, and they ate the guy from the pound when he came round to collect them.
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Post by Star Cluster on Mar 20, 2009 12:19:46 GMT -5
I scored a 2. I only got that because I answered the last question concerning worship, church-going, etc. as currently. I don't really feel hindered in it, I simply don't do it because it's an utter waste of time. I do, however, read and study the Bible occasionally, just for the lolz and for gathering ammunition.
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Post by MozMode on Mar 20, 2009 13:27:28 GMT -5
I scored a 2. I only got that because I answered the last question concerning worship, church-going, etc. as currently. I don't really feel hindered in it, I simply don't do it because it's an utter waste of time. I do, however, read and study the Bible occasionally, just for the lolz and for gathering ammunition. I read the bible too. Not because I believe in anything it says, but because it really is a nice piece of literature. Fictional literature, yes, but a good read when you want to hear some crazy stories. It's like if I were to read like The Odyssey or something.
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Post by brendanjd on Mar 20, 2009 13:48:53 GMT -5
I scored a 22. I've done some bad shit in my life and had bad things done to me, but I'm certain it was not due to demons or demoic possession.
Of course, I did say I was significantly hindered by church attendence. paryer and bible reading, so go figure.
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