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Post by antichrist on Mar 20, 2009 13:49:17 GMT -5
Your test score is 28 You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.
Considering my ancestors were vikings and celts, yeah, I'm pretty sure they murdered someone. I've also got a sneaking suspicion that I come from a long line of beserkers.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Mar 20, 2009 14:16:43 GMT -5
21. Could be higher, depending on how far you go on ancestors and what do you mean by "sexual perversion", and whether my own mind counts as a "voice" telling me to blaspheme.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 20, 2009 15:31:41 GMT -5
Your test score is 16 You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.
Huh, that's a surprize.
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Post by Oriet on Mar 20, 2009 15:46:53 GMT -5
I scored a 26.
For "Are you significantly hindered in prayer, worship, Bible reading and church attendance?" I answered "Currently," because my lack of belief of it holding truth or importance kinda prevents me from doing it.
I found this question fairly ironic, "Do you live a fear-based life resulting in paranoia or multiple phobias?" considering that's what beliefs in hell and demons are and cause.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 20, 2009 15:59:39 GMT -5
I got a 14. I love how just about everything is stuff that you control that they list as reasons to think you have a demon. Kinda like AA. YOU ARE POWERLESS TO STOP DRINKING SO BEG GOD TO TAKE YOUR SIN AWAY!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, got carried away.
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Post by Jodie on Mar 20, 2009 16:02:44 GMT -5
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Post by brendanjd on Mar 20, 2009 16:08:17 GMT -5
Who do you think religion preys upon? The poor, destitute, and those with generally shitty lives are prime targets for anyone who wants to make a quick buck with the promise of an afterlife.
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Post by Jodie on Mar 20, 2009 16:20:55 GMT -5
Who do you think religion preys upon? The poor, destitute, and those with generally shitty lives are prime targets for anyone who wants to make a quick buck with the promise of an afterlife. True. (D'oh! escept=except)
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 20, 2009 16:53:42 GMT -5
Shows what that test knows. I just tested positive for demons AND the clap!
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Post by Vene on Mar 20, 2009 17:59:32 GMT -5
Merely 7? Am I not good enough to be possessed? I know I've only been an enemy of God for a year or so, but surely I should have mustered more satanic juju by now. This is most depressing. Nah, they probably say we are demonic, not that we're possessed.
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Post by Damen on Mar 20, 2009 17:59:37 GMT -5
Only 14, low risk. I got screwed.
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Post by ausador on Mar 20, 2009 18:26:49 GMT -5
16...low risk, heh go figure...
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 20, 2009 19:19:34 GMT -5
I got a 30. But I think the test is rigged. At least 5-7 of those questions applied directly to my Asperger's. Of course, fundies probably think Autism spectrum disorders are due to the devil anyway, so I guess I'm fucked regardless.
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Post by Lady Renae on Mar 20, 2009 23:21:47 GMT -5
Wait really seriously? Aspies = demons? oooo.... I really gotta take that test now...
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new winner. My score is....
44![/b][/color]
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 20, 2009 23:34:48 GMT -5
44, that's pretty good. I bet ol' Bob Larsen would be sh****ng his pants right now if he could see that.
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