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Post by Green-Eyed Lilo on Mar 21, 2009 21:23:57 GMT -5
I got 30, too. Not a surprise--I am a practicing Witch.
Can't believe this assclown's still around. He's such a con artist. I remember him going around scaring parents about heavy metal music and the Goth subculture. I guess a con artist can endure as long as he appeals to peoples' fears and makes sure to throw Jesus' name around a lot.
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Post by ladyloki on Mar 22, 2009 1:30:56 GMT -5
I scored 16. Low risk.
Geez this guy is a dumbass! Hasn't he ever heard of mental disorders like Schizophrenia or Depression? He should just jump in a time machine and go back to the Middle Ages where he belongs.
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 22, 2009 4:50:56 GMT -5
Your test score is 48 You are at high risk for demonic oppression/possession. Should I contact them and tell them the demons actually work for me? At 48, I think they do. BTW, are your demons demanding a union? If so, how are you dealing with it? They sent a rep to speak to me. After being tied to a chair with barbed wired and soaked with acid, being forced to watch a Barney marathon, he was deemed unfit to lead, and the rest backed down. I allow significant freedom in how they carry out their duties; I demand only complete and total loyalty. {shuts the door behind him to cut off the screams}. Lucifer's evaluation is coming up. He's hoping for full-time status. Take care, Jay
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Mar 22, 2009 5:43:30 GMT -5
I scored a 16, IIRC. Don't feel like retaking it.
Though considering I'm Mentally Interesting, I'd say that many fundies would already consider me to be afflicted with demons.
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Post by mr blur on Mar 22, 2009 8:43:50 GMT -5
I scored a 2. That's because I am a demon.
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Post by cosmopants on Mar 22, 2009 9:11:38 GMT -5
When I hit "submit," the screen went momentarily black, then fogged with random characters which slowly resolved themselves into a simulacrum of coldly handsome face. I reeled and spilled my coffee, fear clutching at my bowels, appalled not only by the strangeness this turn of evens but also at a curious sense of its inevitability, for somehow, the face was one I recognised. The face spoke, and its voice was thick with static, like the buzzing of flies - "Azmoday," it said, a grim smile playing about its lips, "At last I have found you. It is time for you to come back to us." "I can't," I gasped. "I'm not finished!" My mind was spinning with suddenly recalled memories, things I had locked away in a secret part of myself - recollections of the great Abyss, and below it, the roiling foment of high Chaos, lit by the gross, baleful light from alien suns and full of the vast, slow-moving obscenities I called kin. "In good time," the face replied. "The plan has changed." Then he faded from view, and the horror was replaced by my own computer desktop. Yeah, so thanks a lot for linking that page, you bastards. Now I'm damned.
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 23, 2009 3:58:45 GMT -5
Don't worry, it doesn't hurt much and it just lasts forever.
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Post by anti-nonsense on Mar 24, 2009 15:53:03 GMT -5
I scored a 16.
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Post by perv on Mar 25, 2009 0:12:33 GMT -5
"raped/incest/molested"... "currently" What the fuck? Well, technically there's no reason you couldn't be raped, "incested", or molested and take an online poll at the same time. But if you look at the top it explains that "currently" really just means that it's an ongoing problem. The one that confused me was #11. "Do you know of ancestors who committed murder, suicide, or sexual perversion?" Do I know of them in the past or currently? P.S. Incested is a nice word, I'll have to start using it. P.P.S. 8
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 25, 2009 2:33:37 GMT -5
HAVE them? Shitballs... my head is a demon condo hostel.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 25, 2009 2:45:21 GMT -5
I got a 12, but bet I'd get more if I said I'd had hallucinations before.
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Post by Ian1732 on Mar 25, 2009 16:50:59 GMT -5
No, John, YOU ARE THE DEMONS!!!
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Post by ironbite on Mar 25, 2009 16:54:28 GMT -5
I scored a 17.
Ironbite-some of the questions don't actually have the answers that are presented.
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Post by the sandman on Mar 25, 2009 21:08:28 GMT -5
Wow. I got a 17. Compared to most of you I'm a seriously fucked up bastard.
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Post by kiwimac on Apr 14, 2009 5:25:38 GMT -5
16. Eh, still not good enough eh?
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