Lazuline
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Post by Lazuline on Dec 27, 2009 14:25:41 GMT -5
My grandmother's a Christian fundie and a huge conspiracy theorist. She's being filmed for some nutjob video - apparently, her father was one of the people who found Noah's Ark. And she wanted me to be around while she does this. So I'm at her house, going crazy both from boredom and her insane story. I really feel sorry for the videographer, though; he didn't know anything about what he was coming for.
Anyway, I hear crazy stuff from her all the time, but I thought this one was especially amusing. She says California's inviting a bunch of troops from Canada, which is somehow supposed to solve its money problems, and this this will be the first step in the enslavement of the nation. That's right: We're to be slaves to Canadians. God help us all.
Wait, now she's talking about Jesus and God discussing things with each other before the world was even created... Surely, that can't be right? Gah, I don't know.
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Post by Old Viking on Dec 27, 2009 15:30:23 GMT -5
R. S. V. P.?
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Post by jordan666 on Dec 27, 2009 16:44:45 GMT -5
Curses! You have discovered our plans! *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
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Post by Tiger on Dec 27, 2009 23:24:55 GMT -5
Wait! Come back! We surrender!
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Turtle
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Chelonian bringer of destruction.
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Post by Turtle on Dec 28, 2009 8:29:37 GMT -5
I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Dec 28, 2009 9:08:21 GMT -5
What the hell is going on?
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FrizzleFry
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Post by FrizzleFry on Dec 28, 2009 15:52:59 GMT -5
What the hell is going on? Yes. |
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Post by Haseen on Dec 28, 2009 21:56:51 GMT -5
It snowed a couple weeks back, so that must have been the Canadian invasion. Soon we will be living in igloos, and the only sport will be hockey.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 28, 2009 22:06:56 GMT -5
Canadia doesn't have the technology to build hockey sticks.
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Post by canadian mojo on Dec 28, 2009 22:10:56 GMT -5
Canadia doesn't have the technology to build hockey sticks. They grow on trees. We train beavers to harvest them and use moose to haul them to market. Now you know. |
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Post by Deimos on Dec 29, 2009 1:25:04 GMT -5
I didnt know Canada even had an army...
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Post by wmdkitty on Dec 29, 2009 3:26:25 GMT -5
Canadian invasion? New overlords? Can't be worse than what we've had for eight years....
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Post by Distind on Dec 29, 2009 6:52:04 GMT -5
My grandmother's a Christian fundie and a huge conspiracy theorist. She's being filmed for some nutjob video - apparently, her father was one of the people who found Noah's Ark. And she wanted me to be around while she does this. Wonder which of the 4 times it's been 'found' I'm aware of he was. |
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Lazuline
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Post by Lazuline on Dec 29, 2009 21:33:54 GMT -5
Should be Bishop and Hewitt, 1962, though my grandmother's story seems to be Ron Wyatt's from 1978. I only paid so much attention, though, so I'm not sure whether she's confused or I just misunderstood.
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Post by Tiger on Dec 29, 2009 21:49:51 GMT -5
There's also the current expedition Liberty University is fielding to try and find it.
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