|
Post by Armand Tanzarian on Dec 30, 2009 9:16:34 GMT -5
I'd like to see them prove it was indeed Noah's Ark. I mean, first of all what are the chances of a 4500 year old wooden boat surviving in any recognizable form? And, if they find a boat, how will they know its Noah's? Not that they can use radiometric dating or anything "sciency", since they're the ones saying these methods are inaccurate.
|
|
|
Post by dasfuchs on Dec 30, 2009 10:58:13 GMT -5
It snowed a couple weeks back, so that must have been the Canadian invasion. Soon we will be living in igloos, and the only sport will be hockey. Welcome to Michigan during Wings season
|
|
|
Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 30, 2009 14:29:02 GMT -5
Ganja: Double-standards? God told them so? You're just a stupid heathen so what do you know?
|
|
Turtle
Junior Member
Chelonian bringer of destruction.
Posts: 75
|
Post by Turtle on Dec 30, 2009 21:42:15 GMT -5
Maybe the discoverers *cough* I mean, Noah & family carved their names in the wood? What else is there to do for forty days and nights?
|
|
|
Post by Vene on Dec 30, 2009 22:53:22 GMT -5
Get a head start on repopulating the planet?
|
|
|
Post by Damen on Dec 31, 2009 7:24:08 GMT -5
Canadia doesn't have the technology to build hockey sticks. They grow on trees. We train beavers to harvest them and use moose to haul them to market. Now you know.
|
|
|
Post by ragabash on Dec 31, 2009 14:07:35 GMT -5
I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords. For your eager acceptance of our rule, you will receive an extra ration of poutine.
|
|
|
Post by Haseen on Dec 31, 2009 14:15:40 GMT -5
They'll never find actual pieces of Noah's ark because Canadian beavers turned them into hockey sticks 3000 years ago. I wrote that fact on a slip of paper, along with "everything on this page is TRUE", so there's your proof.
|
|
|
Post by rookie on Jan 1, 2010 23:17:34 GMT -5
It snowed a couple weeks back, so that must have been the Canadian invasion. Soon we will be living in igloos, and the only sport will be hockey. Celin Dion all day. Every day.
|
|
|
Post by rookie on Jan 1, 2010 23:19:40 GMT -5
Maybe the discoverers *cough* I mean, Noah & family carved their names in the wood? What else is there to do for forty days and nights? "Hoah was here". "Skynnard rules!" [Inside big heart] "Joan + Noah 4eva!"
|
|
|
Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 2, 2010 3:48:28 GMT -5
Is "Joan" supposed to be a pun on "Joan of Ark," or did Noah actually have a wife named Joan?
|
|
|
Post by jordan666 on Jan 2, 2010 14:49:16 GMT -5
I can't wait for someone to find another 'Noah's Ark'. The faster they do, the faster it can be disproved and take away even more credibility.
|
|
|
Post by ragabash on Jan 2, 2010 17:26:17 GMT -5
It snowed a couple weeks back, so that must have been the Canadian invasion. Soon we will be living in igloos, and the only sport will be hockey. Celin Dion all day. Every day. I promise we won't be that evil.
|
|
|
Post by kristine on Jan 2, 2010 23:44:51 GMT -5
They didn't have to invade - California sold all kinds of debt and the Canadians bought all the notes so now....well, they are comming down to do a bankruptcy auction...I understand they are gonna trade in some of the debt for the Los Angeles Kings. Anyone want the Hollywood sign for their back yard?
|
|
|
Post by rookie on Jan 9, 2010 22:47:40 GMT -5
Is "Joan" supposed to be a pun on "Joan of Ark," or did Noah actually have a wife named Joan? Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. One of them, on a history test, answered that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife. I hoped that someone here might get the reference. Nope, that's wrong. I was hoping that I'm not the only one here who likes to watch crappy movies.
|
|