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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 22, 2009 19:01:36 GMT -5
www.faithfulwordbaptist.org/040906p.mp3Warning: This contains some crazy-ass rants about what makes a human a human, and when life begins. I haven't finished listening to it yet, I'm listening to it right now, but it's getting crazier by the minute. I'm trying to listen to the whole thing, but I don't know if I'll be able to, since it's weirding me out. I mean, I knew the guy was off his rocker, but sheesh! This takes the cake- it's better than his "real men piss standing up" sermon.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 22, 2009 19:27:57 GMT -5
Now he sounds like a pedo for yelling, "Young girls! Your duty is to marry, bear children and keep the house!"
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Post by Nutcase on Mar 22, 2009 21:14:24 GMT -5
Oh shit, but that smarmy guy gives me the willies. In one sermon, he talked about wifely submission then said something like, “I’m so glad I’m a man.”
And that guy is so worried about perverts – perverts, perverts, perverts everywhere! Including every male gynecologist on the planet – that I can’t help but wonder whether Anderson hangs around truck stops during his “off time.” (His advice to young girls merely reinforces my suspicion.)
The worst thing, though, besides his being so callow and self-righteous, is that his sermons are little more than meandering bitch-fests Staying on-point and showing respect for others’ time aren’t his strong suits.
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Post by Vene on Mar 22, 2009 23:35:56 GMT -5
Warning: This contains some crazy-ass rants about what makes a human a human, and when life begins. I want to know when life ends. Sperm is alive, so is the ova. Life doesn't begin at conception, it never ended. |
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Post by ironbite on Mar 22, 2009 23:59:20 GMT -5
QUESTION!
Ironbite-who is this guy and how much gas should I put on his stake?
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 23, 2009 0:16:44 GMT -5
This guy is batshit. I couldn't listen to the whole thing. *shakes head* What a loon.
Funny story, though---when my brother was being toilet-trained, my dad was away a lot and all of the family lived in New York (my parents were transplants in Florida at the time), so my mom taught him. And she taught him to pee sitting down, because it's not like she could teach him otherwise. When my grandfather came for a visit, he freaked out that he was peeing sitting down, so he spent the duration of the visit teaching my brother how to pee standing up. A lot of men put a lot of weight on whether boys pee standing or sitting, but it really seems like a silly thing to freak out about.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 23, 2009 4:57:47 GMT -5
Well, I gave up. He started yelling about how numbers are people, and I couldn't follow him anymore. Numbers are people? Last time I checked they were numbers...
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Post by Bojangles on Mar 23, 2009 6:17:25 GMT -5
Admittedly I've never heard of this fellow and can't listen to the MP3 right now while I am at work, but I do have a question. How does he feel about gay men who pee standing up?  |
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Post by JonathanE on Mar 23, 2009 6:19:35 GMT -5
Admittedly I've never heard of this fellow and can't listen to the MP3 right now while I am at work, but I do have a question. How does he feel about gay men who pee standing up? They do? Fuck, another stereotype shot to hell! |
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Post by Aqualung on Mar 23, 2009 9:01:52 GMT -5
Yeah....how bout NO? Fuck off and die. ... ....Wouldn't it be less messy for guys to piss sitting down?  |
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Post by Star Cluster on Mar 23, 2009 9:17:42 GMT -5
I just got finished listening to this piece of epic fail. Fuck-all-mighty, where to start? There's enough in this "sermon" to rail against for days. So much wrong, so little time.
He keeps referring to the Fundamental Baptist Church in this sermon, and I was thinking while listening to it "this is the epitome of fundyism and he should be the poster boy."
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Post by cosmopants on Mar 23, 2009 10:07:40 GMT -5
What if you're so blindly drunk you don't trust yourself to aim squarely, and decide to sit it out instead for the sake of the carpet, your shoes, and your dignity?
Actually, this approach runs its own risk of indignity. On several occasions I've been found fast asleep with my pants around my ankles, still clutching a bottle of wine with a long straw in it.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 23, 2009 15:08:01 GMT -5
I'm listening to it now, I'll add posts as it goes along
1. He just called the Jews in the promised land "Christians"? WTF? When did Jews become Christians?
2. What about eggs and sperm? If they're not alive how do they swim?
3. He doesn't realize that the word conception doesn't necessarily have anything to do with pregnancy?
4. Fuck he wanders all over the place doesn't he. And God defines words for him?
5. He's encouraging people to kill abortion doctors? Way to take one quote out of context.
Sorry, it's way too long and I can't take over 30 minutes of that shit.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 23, 2009 15:12:32 GMT -5
Admittedly I've never heard of this fellow and can't listen to the MP3 right now while I am at work, but I do have a question. How does he feel about gay men who pee standing up? I would expect he thinks that they are horrible filthy perverts out to trick people into thinking they're normal heteros. He seems to think along those lines... |
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 23, 2009 16:13:09 GMT -5
Now he sounds like a pedo for yelling, "Young girls! Your duty is to marry, bear children and keep the house!" Thank goodness my computer wouldn't open it. I don't want to sit through 30 minutes of that. |
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