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Post by stormwarden on Mar 4, 2009 2:04:39 GMT -5
One only blew up once. There. One punchline.
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Post by mistermuncher on Mar 4, 2009 3:59:59 GMT -5
"Oh, The Humanity" vs. "Fucking hell, A Huge Manatee"?
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 4, 2009 4:47:48 GMT -5
One of those bloated gasbags is still with us?
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Post by ozznova on Mar 4, 2009 6:26:12 GMT -5
Rush Limbaugh will never give up the power and money he has now to become President.
Palin, I can see running in 2012.
Dear God, I can see Palin running in 2012.
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Post by m52nickerson on Mar 4, 2009 8:25:35 GMT -5
Rush Limbaugh will never give up the power and money he has now to become President. Palin, I can see running in 2012. Dear God, I can see Palin running in 2012. I hope she does. All we would have to do is play the Couric intervew on a loop.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 4, 2009 9:36:32 GMT -5
Rush Limbaugh will never give up the power and money he has now to become President. Palin, I can see running in 2012. Dear God, I can see Palin running in 2012. On the one hand, what does it say about our culture when that idiot can be considered a valid candidate. On the other, OHMYGODDOIWANTHERTORUN.
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Post by scienceisgreen on Mar 4, 2009 11:10:51 GMT -5
I laughed my ass off at Rush's near seizure, jumping around like a giddy school girl. He gets the "Defender of the Constitution" award, accuses Obama of bastardizing the constitution, and insults others for using teleprompters and scripts- then he screws up the preamble of the Declaration and misidentifies it as the preamble of the constitution- something he would have avoided with guess what? a teleprompter.
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Post by ironbite on Mar 4, 2009 13:36:58 GMT -5
If Palin does run, again, we're gurrenteed another 4 years of Obama.
Ironbite-she just doesn't play well here in the lower 48.
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Post by JonathanE on Mar 4, 2009 18:33:48 GMT -5
The Republican "problem" is that they pander to their "base", meaning the fundy, racist, retards that kept Bushco in office for 8 years. They represent only about 30 percent of the country, at best. The rest of their support is from people who are afraid of any change of the status quo. All I can say to the RNC is, keep pandering to the "base", and you will continue to lose elections, particularly general elections and congressional elections outside of the bible belt. America's waistline is shrinking, and so is the "bible belt". The RNC thinks that they can't win without that "base", but pandering to them means that they can't win anyway, because the rest of us recognize bat-shit crazy when we see it. They need to totally revamp their "ideology" or continue to lose elections. I just don't see anywhere for them to go for the forseeable future.
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Post by CtraK on Mar 4, 2009 18:47:54 GMT -5
I agree. I hope they nominate Rush as the next Republican presidential candidate, with Palin as his "running mate". It would be TRULY lulzworthy. I have a sudden urge to make a Limbaugh-Palin '12 t-shirt. Also, it feels weird not talking about election years in terms of oh-number. That'll be nothing compared to the politics in 10 years time, when everyone'll possibly bang on about how they have "2020 vision for an American future" or some other fucking awful pun. Well, we can hope not, anyway.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 4, 2009 19:51:51 GMT -5
If Palin does run, again, we're gurrenteed another 4 years of Obama. Ironbite-she just doesn't play well here in the lower 48. She plays well with the Republican base, because she preaches evil and is adorable. They like people that don't believe in evolution or birth control, and it's a plus if they can label her a milf at the same time.
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Post by wisechild on Mar 4, 2009 21:34:04 GMT -5
Brace yourselves.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 4, 2009 22:11:49 GMT -5
If Palin does run, again, we're gurrenteed another 4 years of Obama. Ironbite-she just doesn't play well here in the lower 48. I can't figure out why she plays well in Alaska. I know some Alaskans, they're smarter than this. It's the one state where humans are still considered food by a lot of the wildlife. What the hell did she run against, a retarded moose? Edit: Damn it wisechild, I'll never be able to listen to that song again.
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Post by ironbite on Mar 4, 2009 22:16:38 GMT -5
If Palin does run, again, we're gurrenteed another 4 years of Obama. Ironbite-she just doesn't play well here in the lower 48. I can't figure out why she plays well in Alaska. I know some Alaskans, they're smarter than this. It's the one state where humans are still considered food by a lot of the wildlife. What the hell did she run against, a retarded moose? A retarded moose who spent state money to buy a private plane and tried to build a pipeline without legislative approval and appointed his own daughter to his vacated state senate seat. Ironbite-explains alot don't it?
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Post by m52nickerson on Mar 4, 2009 22:17:09 GMT -5
.....no a polar bear from the "eat your children" party.
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