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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 9, 2010 20:24:43 GMT -5
Yet another tacky forum game like the "This, or That" or that one in the NSFW section only with wishes.
Basically someone says they wish for something and someone responds that it's granted but something bad happens.
Example: I wish I had a donut
Example response: Granted, but it's stale.
I'll start: I wish for a kitten.
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Post by Mira on Jan 9, 2010 20:33:47 GMT -5
Granted, but it's 30 feet tall and breathes fire.
I wish I had a robot butler.
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Post by Sleepy on Jan 9, 2010 20:50:21 GMT -5
Granted, but it rapes without warning.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Jan 9, 2010 20:55:15 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll lose your job the day after.
I wish I had a good laptop.
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Post by Bluefinger on Jan 9, 2010 20:57:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll lose your job the day after. I wish I had a good laptop. Granted, you get an Apple laptop. I wish for a mechanised arachnid.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 9, 2010 21:44:43 GMT -5
Granted but some guy in a steampunk wheelchair has commendeered it to kidnap the President while he's in Utah putting the golden spike to link the east and est halves of the Transcontinental Railroad.
Ironbite-I wish I was big.
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Post by Mira on Jan 9, 2010 21:46:32 GMT -5
Granted but some guy in a steampunk wheelchair has commendeered it to kidnap the President while he's in Utah putting the golden spike to link the east and est halves of the Transcontinental Railroad. Ironbite-I wish I was big. Granted, but only in a random choice of body parts. I wish I could fly to Mars.
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Post by rookie on Jan 9, 2010 23:06:24 GMT -5
I wish I could fly to Mars. Granted. John McCain is your pilot. I wish I didn't have to stay up all night to pick my sister up at the airport.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 9, 2010 23:24:31 GMT -5
Granted. She died in a firey crash.
Ironbite-I wish I was small.
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Post by Mira on Jan 9, 2010 23:26:15 GMT -5
Granted. She died in a firey crash. Ironbite-I wish I was small. Granted. It's only in the genitals. I wish I had a deep sea submarine.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 0:11:57 GMT -5
Granted, but it has a screen door.
I wish I never grow old.
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Post by Mira on Jan 10, 2010 0:18:49 GMT -5
Granted, you're eternally an infant.
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 0:53:11 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a terrible wish.
I wish for lemon lime Kool-Aid.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 0:57:31 GMT -5
Granted but Jim Jones made it.
Ironbite-I wish I could get rid of this curse.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 10, 2010 1:22:11 GMT -5
Granted, but you get your last 2 wishes combined in exchange.
I wish my wish won't go wrong.
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