I wish the Pirate Bay database wasn't on the fritz.
Granted, but it's pay for content now.
I wish I were George Bush.
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"Great Britain's two most senior military officers added to the uneasiness. [...] Lord Wolseley, Adjutant General, thought that it might be possible for an enemy to invade without waiters and pastrycooks." -Robert K. Massie, Dreadnought
Granted, but you've been turned into a singularity as a result.
I wish for world hunger to be ended.
Granted, but only because of an airborne virus which makes people disposed to cannibalism/vore.
I wish that people would take the time to understand each other, to learn about each other, and be more patient with and accepting of each other.
You mad, you lose.
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant. —Helen Keller Le doute n'est pas une condition agréable, mais la certitude est absurde. —Voltaire
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.