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Post by RavynousHunter on Jan 10, 2010 1:38:53 GMT -5
Granted, but your parents die in a fire.
I wish the Pirate Bay database wasn't on the fritz.
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Post by MaybeNever on Jan 10, 2010 1:58:40 GMT -5
Granted, but it rapes without warning. This is possibly the best response to this game I've ever seen. On topic: I wish the Pirate Bay database wasn't on the fritz. Granted, but it's pay for content now. I wish I were George Bush.
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Post by Mira on Jan 10, 2010 2:08:07 GMT -5
Granted. Wish was not able to be further corrupted.
I wish, I wish I were a fish.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 2:19:26 GMT -5
Granted, but I eat you with a side of fries.
I wish eating Mira fish doesn't result in anything bad happening to my insides.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 10, 2010 2:24:10 GMT -5
Granted, your insides will remain in working order. You will however, have explosive diarrhoea at inoppertune moments for several weeks now.
I wish I had superpowers.
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Post by Mira on Jan 10, 2010 2:28:35 GMT -5
Granted, you are Dazzler.
I wish my molecules would be unmetabolised.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jan 10, 2010 2:45:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you've been turned into a singularity as a result.
I wish for world hunger to be ended.
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Post by Undecided on Jan 10, 2010 2:53:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you've been turned into a singularity as a result. I wish for world hunger to be ended. Granted, but only because of an airborne virus which makes people disposed to cannibalism/vore. I wish that people would take the time to understand each other, to learn about each other, and be more patient with and accepting of each other.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 2:57:15 GMT -5
Granted, but that lead to the extinction of humanity.
I wish I was a witch.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 3:34:07 GMT -5
Granted but you're burned at the stake for turning me into a newt. I got better but you still weigh as much as a duck.
Ironbite-I wish I wasn't a raptor.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 10, 2010 3:53:42 GMT -5
Granted, you are now a Mormon
I wish I had my own personal military.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 10, 2010 3:56:03 GMT -5
Granted, but they're all snails.
I wish nothing bad ever happened to me, my family, my friends, or anyone or anything even remotely related to me.
(I'm trying to cheat.)
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Post by Haseen on Jan 10, 2010 4:02:57 GMT -5
Granted, but they'll turn on you if you don't pay them a ton of money.(D'OH! lithp beat me to it) Admiral Lithp: Granted, but nothing *at all* will ever happen to you, your family, your friends, or anyone or anything even remotely related to you. I wish my car had retractable spears in the back to destroy tailgaters,
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 10, 2010 4:35:43 GMT -5
Son of a whoremonkey!
Granted, but they'll randomly backfire & kill you brutally.
I wish I had the power to grant my own wishes.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 10, 2010 4:38:00 GMT -5
Granted, but only the ones involving razorwire in your pants.
I wish my apartment laundry room didn't cost money.
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