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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 14, 2011 10:49:24 GMT -5
Granted. This is pure cocoa powder, so it is extremely bitter and you have no access to sugar or sweeterners of any kind.
I wish that airplanes in the night sky were shooting stars.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 14, 2011 14:45:07 GMT -5
Granted. Everyone in the airplane dies, flight travel is impossible, and Earth is bombarded with meteors destroying 90% of all life.
I wish I could survive and stay healthy without eating.
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Post by Undecided on Nov 15, 2011 3:07:04 GMT -5
Granted. Everyone in the airplane dies, flight travel is impossible, and Earth is bombarded with meteors destroying 90% of all life. I wish I could survive and stay healthy without eating. Granted. The food that you choose to eat anyways collects in your stomach undigested until it bursts, and you die painfully. I wish for a Lorax.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 15, 2011 11:46:05 GMT -5
Granted. The logging industry assassinates it.
I wish something good was on television.
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Post by Sleepy on Nov 15, 2011 11:50:30 GMT -5
Granted, it's so good that you simply cannot leave your TV and end up rotting in front of it.
I wish for some comfy, stylin' pants.
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Post by tgrwulf on Nov 15, 2011 15:09:30 GMT -5
Granted, but they're scented with animal pheromones so you constantly get chased down the streets by stray dogs and cats.
I wish that we lived in a world where bowel movements smelled like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 15, 2011 18:54:05 GMT -5
Granted. Cinnamon rolls smell like sh!t
I wish I had a cute little nice puppy.
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Post by Undecided on Nov 16, 2011 0:14:51 GMT -5
Canine herpesvirus it is.
I wish for a 9V battery.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Nov 16, 2011 9:20:23 GMT -5
Granted, but it is an early Ever Ready and is the size of a house and will not fit in any of your hip electronic toys. One day it topples over and kills you and a small vole.
I wish I had a pet direwolf.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 16, 2011 17:19:30 GMT -5
Granted. You are teleported 500,000 years into the past.
I wish for a wish that isn't corrupted.
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Post by Khris on Nov 16, 2011 19:28:21 GMT -5
Granted but since you wished for it here the wish you wished for is corrupted any way
I wish that i could find a copy of Songs from the Big Chair.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 16, 2011 21:31:24 GMT -5
Granted. Immediately afterwards, you die.
I wish that I never made this wish.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 16, 2011 23:43:39 GMT -5
Granted but since you wished for it here the wish you wished for is corrupted any way I wish that i could find a copy of Songs from the Big Chair. Oh, the paradox! Granted. Immediately afterwards, you die. I wish that I never made this wish. Granted. You bore yourself to death. And rot anyways. I wish Brendan's skeleton would tapdance.
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Post by ironbite on Nov 17, 2011 2:45:39 GMT -5
Granted. He tap dances ALL OVER YOUR SKULL!
Ironbite-I wish for, yet again, some fish.
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Post by Sleepy on Nov 17, 2011 11:24:24 GMT -5
Granted, you're up to your eyeballs in piranhas.
I wish my hands were moist.
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