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Post by lexikon on Nov 17, 2011 11:47:09 GMT -5
OW! My Skull!!! Granted, you're up to your eyeballs in piranhas. I wish my hands were moist. Granted. They turn into water and fall to the ground. You bleed a lot I wish everyone who has an avatar on this forum would turn into what their avatar is depicting.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 17, 2011 13:46:55 GMT -5
Granted. Those of us without avatars turn into nothingness.
I wish for snow.
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Post by Khris on Nov 17, 2011 15:46:39 GMT -5
Granted you have a nuclear winter
I wish my day was better.
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Post by tgrwulf on Nov 21, 2011 13:14:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you get in a car accident at night.
I wish that my parents would stop trying to get me to dress the way they want me to at almost 24.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 21, 2011 15:06:58 GMT -5
Granted. You are arrested for indecent exposure.
I wish this thread was locked.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 22, 2011 11:52:25 GMT -5
Granted. The lack of wishes causes whatever malevolent force is corrupting these wishes to get bored, and destroy the universe.
I wish that I still exist.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 23, 2011 0:02:52 GMT -5
Granted, you exist floating in outer space somewhere several thousand light years outside the galaxy. You can either die of suffocation, hypothermia or air bubbles in your blood. Not that you get to pick one, it's just a case of whichever kicks in first.
I wish it would not rain tomorrow.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 23, 2011 1:06:21 GMT -5
Granted, all your crops die.
I wish for universal health care in the USA.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 23, 2011 10:14:07 GMT -5
Granted. Immediately afterwards, the Republicans mount a coup d'état and create a fascist dictatorship. And of course, their first act is to repeal the universal healthcare.
I wish that Canada was a part of the US.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 23, 2011 10:36:04 GMT -5
Granted, they're the part that rules over the area formally known as the United States but is now the Canadian Empire.
I wish the days were longer.
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Post by Khris on Nov 23, 2011 11:25:02 GMT -5
Granted they are now eighty nine hours longer
I wish The Shins would perform a concert down here.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 23, 2011 12:31:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't go due to a freak smelting accident resulting in the loss of your wedding tackle the day before the concert.
I wish for superpowers.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 23, 2011 13:21:12 GMT -5
Granted, you can shapeshift into a mouse. Also, you get eaten by Puss in Boots.
I wish for a spaceship.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 23, 2011 15:55:24 GMT -5
Granted. It blows up like the Space Shuttle Columbia.
I wish for cheese.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 23, 2011 15:56:32 GMT -5
Granted. It's hot cheese that gets poured all over your skin, and it burns off!
I wish I was good at baking cookies.
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