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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 29, 2011 23:34:45 GMT -5
Granted, that's spring 102012. It may take you a while...
I wish I had a constant income of $500000 per year for doing absolutely nothing.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Nov 29, 2011 23:36:05 GMT -5
Granted, that's spring 102012. It may take you a while... I wish I had a constant income of $500000 per year for doing absolutely nothing. Granted; the new taxes come out to $499,999.99 a year. I wish I didn't hurt all over.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Nov 30, 2011 4:21:06 GMT -5
Granted, you are treated with an experimental analgesic which has the unfortunate side effect of turning you into a dim witted giant of a stable boy who wanders around saying 'Hodor'.
(Staying in theme...) I wish I was a Lannister!
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Post by Meshakhad on Nov 30, 2011 16:32:04 GMT -5
Granted. You are a random minor Lannister who gets horribly mauled by Grey Wind at the Battle of the Whispering Wood.
(continuing theme) I wish I suddenly owned the entire Game of Thrones series on DVD. Yes, that includes the seven seasons which have yet to air.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Dec 1, 2011 3:00:59 GMT -5
Granted. The package arrives in the mail and you tear the wrapping open with feverishy excited fingers. Unfortunately, what you have been sent is not the genuine article but some far eastern knock off - actually a pirate version of season 1 of American Pickers, eight copies, each with a different picture of Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe on the wrapper.
I wish it was a bit warmer and dryer.
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Post by Haseen on Dec 1, 2011 3:59:28 GMT -5
Granted, but "it" is your genitals, and they're on fire.
I wish for the best coffee in the world.
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Post by Sleepy on Dec 1, 2011 15:24:33 GMT -5
Granted, but that coffee was made by nine-year-old slaves.
I wish Rebecca Black's "Friday" did not exist.
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Post by Khris on Dec 1, 2011 17:19:34 GMT -5
Granted instead she makes the song "Sunday" which is ten times worse
I wish that my zoology books would come in the mail already.
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Post by Meshakhad on Dec 1, 2011 21:23:50 GMT -5
Granted instead she makes the song "Sunday" which is ten times worse I wish that my zoology books would come in the mail already. Granted. They come with a free mail bomb! I wish you could see aurorae anywhere on Earth.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 1, 2011 22:20:16 GMT -5
Granted. The Earth's magnetic field is completely out of whack, causing serious problems.
I wish that sleep were not necessary for me to function.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 1, 2011 22:22:25 GMT -5
Granted. Giving rimjobs to stray cats, however, is.
I wish I could live a comfortable life without ever having to interact with people face-to-face.
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Post by Random Guy on Dec 5, 2011 14:15:49 GMT -5
Granted, you're locked in your very own padded cell.
I wish Theodore Roosevelt would come back to life and beat some sense into the Republican Party.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Dec 5, 2011 14:50:02 GMT -5
Granted. Now that people can spontaneously come back to life, Strom Thurmond makes the Democrats the party of Dixie again and, in other parts of the word, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot are all back.
I wish that I had a drink of water.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 5, 2011 17:06:15 GMT -5
Granted, it recently fell out of a pregnant lady as she went into labour. Enjoy!
I wish I had some grape Fanta.
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Post by Random Guy on Dec 8, 2011 3:40:47 GMT -5
Granted, but when you finish drinking it, you find a dead rat in the bottom of the bottle. I hope you enjoy bubonic plague!
I wish people would stop denying that global warming is happening and actually do something.
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