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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 23:37:07 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get murdered by damn near everyone ever.
I wish that tree I planted when I was 10 or so didn't get run over by a lawnmower just so some apartment building will have a tree growing in the middle of their backyard.
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Post by Undecided on Jan 11, 2010 0:00:23 GMT -5
Fine, but the closed time loop generated by changing the past makes the universe unsuitable for our sort of life.
I wish I had the ability to convince anyone of anything.
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Post by Deimos on Jan 11, 2010 0:07:20 GMT -5
Granted, but nobody would actually listen to you XD
I wish that I could have every song ever made
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Post by ironbite on Jan 11, 2010 0:08:30 GMT -5
Granted but you're now Kassandra.
Ironbite-I wish I were Callum Keith Rennie
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 0:16:55 GMT -5
Granted, but then you die.
I wish I had a car like in Back to the Future.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jan 11, 2010 0:23:34 GMT -5
Granted, you now are the proud owner of a DeLorean. It lacks a functional flux capacitor.
I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.
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Post by askold on Jan 11, 2010 0:52:58 GMT -5
Granted. Vampires (Twilight style) siege your home at night and you fall asleep while trying to defend yourself.
I wish I had an extra arm.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 0:55:29 GMT -5
Granted, but your dominant arm gets cut off in an accident and your new arm is just as bad at things at your non-dominant arm. Or something.
I wish vampires weren't turned to shit.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 11, 2010 1:37:03 GMT -5
I'm unaware of any work where vampires turn into feces. Therefore, wish already granted, & from now on, all vampires sparkle & star in bad love stories.
I wish I was immune to retribution for ruining vampire stories forever.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 11, 2010 1:59:11 GMT -5
Granted, but the angry mob lynch you for one of your other misdeeds instead
I wish I had a pet bear called Harry.
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Post by Mira on Jan 11, 2010 2:20:27 GMT -5
Granted, but the angry mob lynch you for one of your other misdeeds instead I wish I had a pet bear called Harry. Granted, enjoy your bear.I wish I didn't have to shave.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 11, 2010 2:32:18 GMT -5
Granted, enjoy your bear.I wish I didn't have to shave. Granted, you no longer have any skin for hair to grow on. I wish I could suck less.
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Post by Haseen on Jan 11, 2010 3:35:04 GMT -5
Granted, now you don't have enough suction to drink with a straw.
I wish I had the power of teleportation to anywhere I want with perfect accuracy, with the automatic safety feature (that never malfunctions) of teleporting back if I put myself into a trap or dangerous situation.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Jan 11, 2010 3:38:17 GMT -5
Granted, but every time you teleport one of your body parts ends up attached wrong. (backwards, for example)
I wish Firefly hadn't been canceled, dammit.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 11, 2010 4:59:34 GMT -5
Granted but they took Joss Whedon off and put Bruce Kalish on.
Ironbite-I wish Power Rangers wasn't getting fucked by Disney.
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