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Post by Hades on Jan 11, 2010 13:12:16 GMT -5
I wish that all conspiracy theories were true. Granted. But in three weeks, Supreme World Leader Sanda will be assassinated in a military coup. I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich on rye bread. Granted, but it insults you while you eat it. I wish I could fly.
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 11, 2010 13:26:25 GMT -5
Granted. But in three weeks, Supreme World Leader Sanda will be assassinated in a military coup. I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich on rye bread. Granted, but it insults you while you eat it. I wish I could fly. Granted, but you end up being identified as a cuban missile and are blown out of the air. I wish I was Skyfire! Can't make anything worse than that!
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Post by Vypernight on Jan 11, 2010 13:50:02 GMT -5
Granted, and you are also married to Carico. In addition, when you die, you will be given a planet to rule over, but said planet is populated by teletubbies who live for 1000 years and ignore you.
I wish my wish would be corrupted.
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 11, 2010 13:52:11 GMT -5
Granted, and you are also married to Carico. In addition, when you die, you will be given a planet to rule over, but said planet is populated by teletubbies who live for 1000 years and ignore you. I wish my wish would be corrupted. It is, but you can't tell how. I wish I was Ironbite!
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 11, 2010 16:40:40 GMT -5
Granted, but that means you have me trying to kill you at every turn.
I wish my kitty could talk.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 16:48:06 GMT -5
Granted, but he's a total smartass.
I wish I had a duck.
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Post by Bluefinger on Jan 11, 2010 16:48:24 GMT -5
EDIT: Damn you Harley
Granted, but your duck eats planetary magnetic fields (if anyone gets this reference, I will love you).
I wish I had a big bowl of tasty ramen, right here, right now, for me to nom away happily.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 11, 2010 16:48:27 GMT -5
DAMN! Beaten again. Granted, but for every bite you take an obese kitty eats another five inches of your legs.
I wish my skin would stay baby-soft without it having to go leprotic every few years.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 16:56:43 GMT -5
Granted, so we've skinned you like a cat.
I wish I had wings.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 11, 2010 16:58:47 GMT -5
Granted, but they're highly radioactive and kill everyone you ever loved.
I wish SG-1 was real.
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Post by Deimos on Jan 11, 2010 19:24:19 GMT -5
Granted. But since my sister has a highly disturbing obsession with Daniel Jackson and Teal'c, she takes both of them for herself
I wish there were no such site as Rapture Ready
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 11, 2010 19:28:19 GMT -5
Granted, without a their own place to hang out, the raptards all come here and eventually through sheer weight of numbers turn FSTDT into the creationist cycle jerk that should have been RR instead.
I wish my dog had as long a lifespan as me.
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Post by Tiberius on Jan 11, 2010 19:29:41 GMT -5
Granted, but they're highly radioactive and kill everyone you ever loved. I wish SG-1 was real.
Granted, but you will never know it exists... secret government agency and all.
I wish Emus weren't extinct.Bah, Ninja'd Granted, without a their own place to hang out, the raptards all come here and eventually through sheer weight of numbers turn FSTDT into the creationist cycle jerk that should have been RR instead. I wish my dog had as long a lifespan as me. Granted, you die as you're dragged by your dog in front of a car.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jan 11, 2010 19:46:49 GMT -5
Since when were Emus extinct? My homeland is full of them.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 11, 2010 19:48:02 GMT -5
I was wondering that myself.
Also, I wish I could meet an emu that wouldn't eat my face.
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