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Post by Trevelyan on Mar 25, 2009 23:43:33 GMT -5
One of my cats managed to do something that isn't so much bad but rather awesome. Earlier tonight she managed to make a photocopy of a few pieces of her hair, and then act like she meant to do it.
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Post by Green-Eyed Lilo on Mar 26, 2009 21:30:34 GMT -5
One of my cats managed to do something that isn't so much bad but rather awesome. Earlier tonight she managed to make a photocopy of a few pieces of her hair, and then act like she meant to do it. It'd be triple-ripple awesome if she photocopied her own rear end. Seriously, I think it's funny as hell when cats are all like, "I meant to do that."
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 26, 2009 21:38:51 GMT -5
They're not MY cats, but a few months ago I was house-sitting for a woman with three cats and a Saint Bernard. One of the cats was ancient and the dog was old, too, but the other two cats thought that the end of my braid was The Coolest Toy EVAR! and would stalk me around the house trying to play with it. I ended up spending three weeks with my hair safely hidden down the back of my shirt and tucked into my jeans. (Because my hair comes down past the bottoms of most of my shirts.)
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Post by Vene on Mar 26, 2009 21:39:21 GMT -5
I want a kitty to torment me.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 27, 2009 14:09:19 GMT -5
I have 6
Two of them have decided that torturing Rottweiler puppies is a great sport. When he's in his kennel asleep, they'll poke him through the bars, or bat toys around just out of his reach.
Two others have decided to befriend him, a Rottweiler is good backup in a cat fight
One is terrified of the puppy, then again she's terrified of her own shadow and spends most of her time in the cat room (they have their own bedroom)
One couldn't care less. She's the matriarch and she rules the house with an iron claw.
Oh and I'm not sure who it was, but there was a cat fight on the bed at 2:00 am last night.
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Post by dantesvirgil on Mar 27, 2009 15:05:04 GMT -5
My cat jumped on the bed this morning at about 5:30 a.m., walked up and laid down on my chest...
...and then began making those septic system noises cats make when they're going to barf. She was right over my damned face! Fortunately, I woke up enough to mutter "Srsly???" and push her off into the floor before she yakked.
Sometimes she is my sweet kitteh.
And sometimes, like today, she is Shit Cat.
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 27, 2009 15:07:40 GMT -5
I want a kitty to torment me. *insert 'pussy' joke here*
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Post by SimSim on Mar 27, 2009 15:46:23 GMT -5
My cat jumped on the bed this morning at about 5:30 a.m., walked up and laid down on my chest... ...and then began making those septic system noises cats make when they're going to barf. She was right over my damned face! Fortunately, I woke up enough to mutter "Srsly???" and push her off into the floor before she yakked. Sometimes she is my sweet kitteh. And sometimes, like today, she is Shit Cat. At least you woke up fast enough to get the cat to the floor. It's far worse when the hacking doesn't wake you up fully but the act does. Not this week, but a few years back when I had a kitten she was the craziest kitten I've ever seen. Had to be super quick getting in and out the front door because she would be standing there waiting to run outside. She tree'ed herself like 5 times. She loved clawing her way up the curtains. Worst of all was when she discovered my guitar on the guitar stand. She would run from across the room, jump on to the guitar and be standing on it vertically with her claws dug in. Yanked her off the guitar, left some pretty deep marks, put her on the ground. She runs and jumps on the guitar again. After going through that three times the guitar got put in it's case. Cat acts like she didn't do anything wrong and starts purring and rubbing up against my leg.
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Post by m52nickerson on Mar 27, 2009 15:49:19 GMT -5
My one cat wakes m up every day at 4 am to be fed. It never gets fed at 4 am. It still wakes me up at 4 am.
.........anyone see the problem here?
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 27, 2009 15:53:22 GMT -5
My one cat wakes m up every day at 4 am to be fed. It never gets fed at 4 am. It still wakes me up at 4 am. .........anyone see the problem here? Yes, you're not feeding her when she's hungry. Cats don't learn (not that they are upid, they can learn, they just choose not to) so it's pointless expecting her to stop trying to teach YOU when its feeding time.
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Post by m52nickerson on Mar 27, 2009 15:58:16 GMT -5
Oh I know they can learn. Mine has already learn to dodge shoes, pillows, alarm clocks, belts, and just about every other object that can become a missile that is within arms reach of my bed.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 27, 2009 23:06:15 GMT -5
Oh I know they can learn. Mine has already learn to dodge shoes, pillows, alarm clocks, belts, and just about every other object that can become a missile that is within arms reach of my bed. Quite the game she's trained you to play. On another note, to the multiple cat households out there, do you ever walk into a room and get the feeling you're interrupting a meeting? I swear I'll walk into the bedroom, they're all sitting on the bed, and they all stop and stare at me like I'm interrupting something.
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Post by wmdkitty on Mar 28, 2009 21:11:44 GMT -5
My one cat wakes m up every day at 4 am to be fed. It never gets fed at 4 am. It still wakes me up at 4 am. .........anyone see the problem here? Yes. It's 4 AM, it's time to feed the cat, and you're not doing her bidding. Just give in, let her train you, and all will be well. I don't currently have a furry master -- but I wish I did! I had a kitten once, who thought he was King of Everything. I had a migraine, and had piled a folded blanket over my head, and I ended up falling asleep. I woke up a couple of hours later, with Ash sleeping on top of the blanket -- it never occurred to him that momma's head was under there. This is the same kitten that took over my pillow and damn near kicked me out of my own bed. (He was a little shit, yeah, but *so* damn cute!) I miss both of my babies.
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Post by ironbite on Mar 29, 2009 1:16:15 GMT -5
Well I stepped on my girlfriend's cat a little while ago. The little snit, yowled, then hissed at me. But then all was forgiven with a pet and a treat.
Ironbite-I'm getting shreaded in my sleep tonight.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 29, 2009 11:10:36 GMT -5
Ironbite-I'm getting shreaded in my sleep tonight. Yes, yes you are. Either that or smothered, and they'll just assume your girlfriend did it.
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