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Post by ironbite on Mar 29, 2009 13:38:07 GMT -5
Well I just woke up and I've still got all my limbs and flesh.
Ironbite-he's biding his time.
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Post by Bojangles on Mar 29, 2009 14:55:49 GMT -5
Oh I know they can learn. Mine has already learn to dodge shoes, pillows, alarm clocks, belts, and just about every other object that can become a missile that is within arms reach of my bed. Quite the game she's trained you to play. On another note, to the multiple cat households out there, do you ever walk into a room and get the feeling you're interrupting a meeting? I swear I'll walk into the bedroom, they're all sitting on the bed, and they all stop and stare at me like I'm interrupting something. Oh. I've had this. Three of my four cats regularly huddle on my bed, noses together, and look like they are having a conference. I really won't be surprised if one day I'm given a manifesto of some kind detailing their likes and dislikes and the terms of my continued existence in their household.
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Post by D'Coke on Mar 29, 2009 15:09:25 GMT -5
But on whose side will the 4th settle?
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Post by Death on Mar 29, 2009 15:13:40 GMT -5
I remember once having a terrible nightmare, I was being crushed and couldn't breathe. Woke up to find the cat sleeping on my chest. grrrr
Then there's "Kitten". He bit me at least half a dozen times on the knuckles, right to the bone, when I touched him. ouch. He bit my daughter another time, it got infected and she had to have antibiotics for a month.
btw, he's a European Wildcat, not a domestic cat.
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Post by Aqualung on Mar 29, 2009 15:20:39 GMT -5
It's pretty hard to type with a cat sitting on your lap. -_-;; Also sucks getting cat hair in your mouth.
My cat is EVIL. He is not declawed, and has scratched the shit out of the door frame of my bedroom--when he's playing sometimes he'll run and take a flying leap halfway up the door frame. I've mostly stopped that by keeping the bedroom door shut.
He really hates it when I'm on the computer; sometimes he'll start chewing on stuff he knows I don't want him to chew on, or he'll threaten to claw the door frame some more, or he just yells at me.
Squirting him with a water bottle doesn't faze him much either.
He'd probably kill me in my sleep if I didn't shut him in his own room at night. >.<
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Post by D'Coke on Apr 3, 2009 4:46:21 GMT -5
My cat acts up when she's ignored too, heh. Luckily she's calmed down just a bit.
She still loves to casually walk all over my laptop.
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Post by D'Coke on Apr 8, 2009 2:00:05 GMT -5
...one of the cats pissed on my bed.
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Post by Aqualung on Apr 8, 2009 13:49:57 GMT -5
He bit me, for no reason! I was sitting on the floor looking through some sheet music and my lower back was exposed a little and he bit me!! Bastard. >.<
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Post by antichrist on Apr 8, 2009 17:08:42 GMT -5
He's been taking stuff off of the table and throwing it to the puppy. I think he's trying to kill the puppy by having him poison himself (he threw a Tylonol bottle) or choke on something little.
the cat is a bastard.
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Post by Aqualung on Apr 9, 2009 11:26:04 GMT -5
I go to shoot water or throw a slipper at him, and he flops over on his side like, "look how cuuuuuute I am mama!" >.< It's actually quite funny, really. Cats!
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Post by D'Coke on Apr 9, 2009 18:27:31 GMT -5
Violence = play time
Feline after my own heart.
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Post by antichrist on Apr 10, 2009 0:19:56 GMT -5
I have a wire dog crate in my livingroom. The cat is currently sitting on the top and sticking his paw through to swipe at the puppy. The puppy is trying to get the cat but his face wont fit through the bars.
Now how long is it going to take him to figure out to come out of the crate and get the cat that way?
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Post by Sleepy on Apr 10, 2009 0:30:51 GMT -5
I'm staying at my sister's place right now, and she has six cats. They tend to use a strong team effort to get into the trash can at night, which is in a cupboard, and spread it everywhere. They actually like to plant some of it on the poor dog's bed to frame him (though the dog is also to blame sometimes).
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Post by ironbite on Apr 10, 2009 16:56:28 GMT -5
I have a wire dog crate in my livingroom. The cat is currently sitting on the top and sticking his paw through to swipe at the puppy. The puppy is trying to get the cat but his face wont fit through the bars. Now how long is it going to take him to figure out to come out of the crate and get the cat that way? He's a dog so....5-6 weeks.
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Post by Bojangles on Apr 11, 2009 2:14:35 GMT -5
My four decided to wrestle on my bed at two in the morning, (I was in the bed mind you) and when I closed them out of the room, they sat there like a cats choir shouting as loud as they could. When I let them back in the wrestling started again.
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