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Post by br26354 on Mar 28, 2010 21:09:48 GMT -5
If I make Jesus cry... do I have to buy him ice cream?
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 28, 2010 22:30:16 GMT -5
Does he like Ben and Jerry's?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Mar 28, 2010 22:30:33 GMT -5
I think the rules are that you have to have make-up sex.
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Post by rookie on Mar 29, 2010 11:02:41 GMT -5
Ok, if I can have make-up sex with Mary Magdalen instead. Long haired hippy guys don't do it for me as much as freaky Middle Eastern prostitutes.
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Post by shadowpanther on Mar 29, 2010 12:27:53 GMT -5
Can I have make up sex with his mother instead? (See below)
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Post by br26354 on Mar 29, 2010 14:30:57 GMT -5
Shhhh, guys! I don't want Jesus to know that I think his mom is hot. Then things would just be awkward... and I wont get invited to his end of summer pool party.
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Post by rookie on Mar 29, 2010 18:55:17 GMT -5
Shhhh, guys! I don't want Jesus to know that I think his mom is hot. Then things would just be awkward... and I wont get invited to his end of summer pool party. Why? Earlier today, I called his GF/wife (depending on whose gospel you read) a freaky hooker. And I'm totally going to the pool party.
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Post by jinxxed on Mar 29, 2010 19:02:25 GMT -5
Shhhh, guys! I don't want Jesus to know that I think his mom is hot. Then things would just be awkward... and I wont get invited to his end of summer pool party. Jesus's mum is a virgin, i'd kick her out of bed!
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Post by jinxxed on Mar 29, 2010 19:03:52 GMT -5
Shhhh, guys! I don't want Jesus to know that I think his mom is hot. Then things would just be awkward... and I wont get invited to his end of summer pool party. Why? Earlier today, I called his GF/wife (depending on whose gospel you read) a freaky hooker. And I'm totally going to the pool party. I've had one Maria and one Magdalena but not both at once. Jesus was one horny dude.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Mar 29, 2010 20:30:37 GMT -5
Why I'd buy him Cthulhu-flavoured icecream on a bed of flying spaghetti of course!
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Post by Paradox on Mar 30, 2010 16:15:02 GMT -5
Subpoll: What is Jesus' favorite ice cream flavor?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Mar 30, 2010 18:51:14 GMT -5
Vanilla. Obviously.
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Post by br26354 on Mar 30, 2010 19:59:56 GMT -5
I think Jesus needs a nap...
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 30, 2010 21:12:43 GMT -5
Maybe he'll just turn his ice cream into wine.
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Post by John E on Mar 30, 2010 21:53:38 GMT -5
Maybe he'll just turn his ice cream into wine. Rum raisin?
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