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Post by Sleepy on Jul 23, 2010 10:24:57 GMT -5
A man the deserves to be taken as seriously as a heart attack suffered while driving a zeppelin over a bacon factory, for if that zeppelin crashes into the factory, we will all be without bacon, and that simply will not do Old Spice Guy I think this just made my day.
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Post by Hades on Jul 23, 2010 13:45:03 GMT -5
The Old Spice Guy is awesome.
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Post by shadowpanther on Aug 24, 2010 12:05:27 GMT -5
Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the Abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the Razgriz, it's wings a black sheath
The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail it's shadow Until men united wield a hallowed sabre In the final reckoning the beast is slain
As the Demon sleeps man turns on man His own blood and madness spread throughout the earth From the depths of despair awaken the Razgriz It's raven wings ablaze with majestic light
Legend of Razgriz- Ace Combat 5
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Post by calee022 on Sept 6, 2010 12:42:43 GMT -5
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking the fire exit
Mitch Hedberg
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Post by The_L on Sept 8, 2010 10:53:02 GMT -5
"Had I been a Christian, I would undoubtedly have been considered a heretic, for what the world has always needed is more heretics and less authority." --Louis L'Amour, The Walking Drum
"THERE'S NO JUSTICE. THERE'S JUST US." --Death, from Terry Pratchett's Mort
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Post by Sleepy on Sept 8, 2010 14:46:03 GMT -5
A man the deserves to be taken as seriously as a heart attack suffered while driving a zeppelin over a bacon factory, for if that zeppelin crashes into the factory, we will all be without bacon, and that simply will not do Old Spice Guy I just want to mention that I used this quote in my public speaking class the other day.
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Post by Deimos on Sept 8, 2010 20:25:52 GMT -5
A man the deserves to be taken as seriously as a heart attack suffered while driving a zeppelin over a bacon factory, for if that zeppelin crashes into the factory, we will all be without bacon, and that simply will not do Old Spice Guy I just want to mention that I used this quote in my public speaking class the other day. I fucking love you! xD This was on GNW the other night "Political correctness has gone mad. You cant call Dick Van Dyke Dick Van Dyke anymore. Instead, we have to call him Penis Van Lesbian
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Post by twingle93 on Sept 10, 2010 22:40:43 GMT -5
Crop circles ARE real. They are real circles made in real crops.
God created the universe one day and thought, "You know, I've always wanted to have a son, then kill him..."
(In response to: "Where are all the millions and millions of years of fossils?") In the museums you don't go to and the books you don't read.
*After inventing the hot-air balloon* Brother Josphat: “Lord, send down your lightnings! Let avenging angels strike this blasphemy from the sky!” Faust: “Stay upon your knees, Brother Joasphat. I will stay in my balloon. We’ll see which of us reaches Heaven first!” — Jack Faust.
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Post by Deimos on Sept 15, 2010 2:06:04 GMT -5
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
KAREN AND GRACE [BOTH]: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.
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Post by arrowdeath on Sept 25, 2010 3:36:09 GMT -5
"I will tell you, I'm getting along in years now and there's always been one thing I've wanted to do before I quit." "What is that?" "Retire."
"But we must remember that art is art. Still, on the other hand water is water. And east is east and west is west. And if you stew cranberries like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now...you tell me what you know."
Groucho Marx is the reason I got through my speech class.
And my favorite:
"I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard. Taking constant care not to break something...or break someone. Never allowing myself to loose control, even for a moment, or people could die. But you can take it, can't you big guy. What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you how powerful I really am."
Superman, right before going DBZ on DarkSeid.
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Post by shadowpanther on Sept 25, 2010 13:13:31 GMT -5
We don't run from the end of the world. We CHARGE!
Sgt. Schlock, Schlock Mercenary
And of course whilst we're on Schlock Mercenary, there is always the immortal Rule 37.
There is no such thing as overkill. Only 'Open Fire' and 'Need to reload'.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Sept 26, 2010 0:05:25 GMT -5
Hannelore: You are going to put that bottle down right this instant. Then you're going to take a nice, hot shower while I make you some coffee, and you're going to SOBER UP and QUIT WHINING because I am NOT PUTTING UP WITH ANY MORE OF YOUR SHIT!
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Post by Mira on Sept 26, 2010 15:21:22 GMT -5
♥ Hannelore
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Post by Caitshidhe on Sept 26, 2010 19:06:39 GMT -5
From yesterday at Rennfest, the world's greatest display of ADD:
"I'm gonna have a drink in honour of my friend Dirk, he loved it here and he was murdered--OOH, TENNIS BALL! GUYS, WATCH MY BEER!"
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Post by Deimos on Sept 30, 2010 6:17:22 GMT -5
Bit long, but its epic
Forever and always there are 123 warriors walking this earth. Throughout all times and eras, amid all civilization. Ever so silent and solitary, still unrecognized and beyond recognition. Neither books, sagas nor ballads told their stories and no stone ever bore their names. Their cenotaphs do not tower into any skies, their killing fields do not touch any horizon. Their weapons do not dip into any waters or fires, their blades are only hardened by mans flaming hope and their hearts ice cold. Yet the spirit to lead them only awakes in the darkest of all times, sent to shatter, burn and destroy where light is given to fake divinities and new temples are consecrated to false gods. They judge leaders, servants masters, tear down the images of arrogance, erase the myths of delusion.
Yet the only God is dead, He who bore a thousand names and was the one all the same. Tortured, betrayed and murdered. Now buried in forgotten grounds. Nothing can be done to change it and there will be no words of consolation. Revenge is all that is left
Their wrath has dawned and war begun, a war all by themselves. To fight a world of murderers, the Final Resistance. The Iconoclast
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