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Post by Aqualung on Sept 30, 2010 15:57:49 GMT -5
President Obama via Facebook: When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go backward, you put it in “R.” We want to go forward. We have to put it in “D.” From yesterday at Rennfest, the world's greatest display of ADD: "I'm gonna have a drink in honour of my friend Dirk, he loved it here and he was murdered--OOH, TENNIS BALL! GUYS, WATCH MY BEER!" ;D
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Post by Vene on Sept 30, 2010 19:44:20 GMT -5
President Obama via Facebook: When you want to go forward in your car, you put it in “D.” When you want to go backward, you put it in “R.” We want to go forward. We have to put it in “D.” I approve of this, I demand more snark.
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Post by lighthorseman on Oct 1, 2010 2:59:01 GMT -5
Italian and French tanks may have as many as 5 reverse gears, and one forward gear in case they are attacked from behind. [/tangent]
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Post by The_L on Oct 1, 2010 14:09:28 GMT -5
Italian and French tanks may have as many as 5 reverse gears, and one forward gear in case they are attacked from behind. [/tangent] Hey, I resemble that remark!
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Post by theoneandonly on Oct 1, 2010 15:54:49 GMT -5
Unless you're a table
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Post by Freydis The Valkyrie on Oct 3, 2010 17:53:51 GMT -5
"I don't know which is worse. The Geth, or all this sand in my... Nevermind." Liara T'soni.
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Post by Caitshidhe on Oct 11, 2010 12:50:09 GMT -5
From yesterday: "I SWEAR I DID NOT KICK THAT CHILD IN THE HEAD. She ran into my boot. Honest."
Yes, it really happened. Yes, I said it just like that.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Oct 11, 2010 13:41:34 GMT -5
"Yes... and what are they without the force? Take the greatest Jedi Knight, strip away the Force, and what remains? They rely on it, depend on it, more than they know. Watch as one tries to hold a blaster, as they try to hold a lightsaber, and all you will see is nothing more than a woman -- or a man. A child." -Kreia, for reference. I added it onto Wookieepedia just for the awesomeness.
._. does that count?
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Post by shadowpanther on Oct 11, 2010 15:23:02 GMT -5
Yes, because it's Kreia. Her only better line is when she verbally destroys you if you go full dark side and kill all the Masters. Unfortunately I can't find the line. Bugger.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 11, 2010 18:58:41 GMT -5
Yes, because it's Kreia. Her only better line is when she verbally destroys you if you go full dark side and kill all the Masters. Unfortunately I can't find the line. Bugger. Voila.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Oct 11, 2010 19:23:54 GMT -5
*claps* yay for Art! I had forgotten about that part entirely!
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Oct 11, 2010 19:25:08 GMT -5
" 'Control' you say? Against me, that world holds no meaning. Bankai, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi. Earlier you said that resistance was futile. Know this. From this point forward any action you can possibly take is meaningless." - Byakuya Kuchiki deciding Zommari Leroux has gone from asshole who wanted to knife his sister to asshole who is a legitimate threat to his sister.
"When did I say I would kill you as a Shinigami? The only reason I have killed you is because you dared threaten my pride with such a dull blade." Byakuya, to Zommari. His pride being his sister, Rukia.
"Is that fear you are feeling, Maximal? Mm, yes. My spark, it feeds on terror. Let it grow, let it consume your circuitry. Feel it, yes feel it. Feel the fear!" Protorm-X, AKA Rampage (he was a cannibal, by the way)
"Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Ash, Army of Darkness
And now I give you the two words that can be the biggest relief to see in FFVIII: The End. Don't piss off the genki girl or she wishes you to the cornfield.
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Post by Rime on Dec 31, 2010 7:33:27 GMT -5
"It looks like you're going to Hell before me. Put in a good word." - Hratli, as your character in Diablo II goes off to Hell to defeat Diablo.
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - The Protagonist in Baldur's Gate when talking to Portalbendarwinden
"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least." - Minsc, Baldur's Gate.
"You are one sick puppy. I think I'll put you to sleep now." - Vault Dweller to Obadiah, for cutting a prostitute.
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Post by JonathanE on Dec 31, 2010 8:33:08 GMT -5
"NIAGARA FALLS! Slowly I turned, step by step..." Moe Howard
"Soitenly" Curly
"Can you make my hair henna-coloured?" - Mexican cutie to Larry Fine "Henna colour you want!" Larry's reply
"Moe, Larry, CHEESE!" Curly Howard
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Post by itachirumon on Jan 2, 2011 18:11:26 GMT -5
I've been looking for this quote for years because of the sheer righteous awesomeness of it
"[stab] "Feel the pain..." [slash] "Of those inferior beings..." [sheathes sword] "As you burn in hell!"" - Kratos Aurion from Tales of Symphonia, right after a boss fight with a bastard who believed in eugenics.
Somehow the quote seemed awesomer back in 2004/2005
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