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Post by Tiberius on Aug 3, 2011 23:10:10 GMT -5
From Lethal Weapon 2: Arjen Rudd: [holds up his wallet] Diplomatic immunity! [Roger slowly rolls his head on his neck, takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through Rudd's wallet, and then his head] Roger Murtaugh: It's just been revoked! I seem to recall that the one-liner there was used inappropriately to hilarious effect in Hot Fuzz. Methinks you were thinking about Family Guy. (The video misses the leadup, it is basically Stewie saying that Louis could never bring herself to kill him, but he can kill her, before Peter shoots him. I still hate Family Guy... but this episode was bearable.)
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 3, 2011 23:20:56 GMT -5
Yes! That is indeed precisely what I was thinking of. I don't know why I got it confused with Hot Fuzz, other than the fact that the movie widely lampoons a lot of action movie tropes.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 11, 2011 9:28:32 GMT -5
Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?
- Cameron Poe
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Post by Shane for Wax on Aug 11, 2011 22:55:01 GMT -5
"No, Sir." "That's 'No, Ma'am'" "No, M... Wait, you're a woman?"
“But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him. “
"Victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, Mason. We Russians know this better than anyone."
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Post by Vypernight on Aug 12, 2011 12:47:47 GMT -5
"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Aug 12, 2011 18:02:29 GMT -5
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Post by John E on Aug 14, 2011 0:21:00 GMT -5
*watching Dark Knight on TV so*
Joker (pulls off nurse's mask): "Hi."
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 17, 2011 10:20:07 GMT -5
I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.
- Joe Hallenback
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 26, 2011 1:37:31 GMT -5
"Kiss my aardvark you librul evil product of edumacation. A-A-RD-VARK."
-My dad
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Post by Hades on Aug 26, 2011 12:55:46 GMT -5
Your dad never ceases to top himself.
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 26, 2011 21:11:37 GMT -5
Thankfully he remembers pants, too.
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Post by kristine on Aug 27, 2011 13:26:36 GMT -5
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Sept 12, 2011 5:36:19 GMT -5
I find it quite unlikely that I'm the only one whose mind was playing the Van Halen song "Right Now" as he read through this.
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Post by Vypernight on Oct 22, 2011 17:43:41 GMT -5
Imagine that we are sitting in an ordinary room. Suddenly we are told that there is a corpse behind a door. In an instant the room we are sitting in is completely altered; everything in it has taken on another look; the light, the atmosphere have changed, though they are physically the same. This is because we have changed and the objects are as we conceive them." -Carl Th. Dreyer
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Post by m52nickerson on Oct 22, 2011 18:15:24 GMT -5
A quote from an unknown Marine...
The USMC is over 219 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to mom, the Corps, and the American flag.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, MARINE BY GOD!
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