I just had my first experience with door-to-door Jehova's Witnesses about 20 minutes ago. I was getting ready for work and I heard the doorbell ring. I quickly slid on a pair of pants and went to go answer the door.
I opened it up to see a fairly heavy-set woman with reddish-brown hair and a very petite Asian woman. I almost immediately noticed a bible in their hands and though "Goddamit, why of all times right now?"
I stayed polite because I wanted to get rid of them and just tossed the pamphlet when they left. If I had more time I definitely would of used my imagination a little more and gotten them all riled up, lol.
My common sense is tingling! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! 10/21/11-The day I got 23 thumbs up on a Cracked comment.
Post by m52nickerson on May 7, 2010 6:55:03 GMT -5
My first was as a little kid. The JW came my door and my Father answered. He was very nice to them, invited them in and sat them at the kitchen table. Right before they started there pitch my dad said "I will listen to you talk about your faith, but first you have to listen to me talk about mine." He started very quickly to tell them about his childhood. The JW's quickly excused themselves and left.
she fell out of the ugly tree, hit every ugly branch on the way down, hit the ugly ground, bounced down the ugly hill, hitting every ugly rock and tree trunk along the way, rolled into the ugly bank, landed in the ugly river, and then floated all the way down to the ugly ocean.
I think the thought of ironbite licking Caitshidhe's ears till cows came is far more disturbing than any naked flesh we could post. Sexy thoughts are universally ruined by the introduction of farm animals.
Post by Mlle Antéchrist on May 8, 2010 5:12:20 GMT -5
Jehovah's Witnesses keep leaving copies of 'Watchtower' and "Awake!' in my mailbox, even though I already told them that I wasn't interested. I would mess with them, but the lady who leaves them is this sweet elderly woman who I can't bring myself to say anything mean to; I had the same problem with Mormon missionaries a while back, since they were too friendly to mess with without feeling like an asshole.
If I ever find anything funny in the magazines, I'll be sure to scan & upload it, although it's mostly just rhetoric, vague doomsday predictions and paintings of families sitting under trees with lions and elephants.
"Je me presse de rire de tout, de peur d'être obligé d'en pleurer."