New Chick Tract: "It's All About You"

[perv]

Yep, that's be Fang. I'm not sure if the cat as a name, it's not in as many tracts.

[ozznova]

I don't know about you, but two demons holding a girl's head down in the toilet sounds like a pretty weird porno.

[The Lazy One]

My favorite part was the part where the old man tells the girl, "He wants the most valuable thing you have," and the girl yells, "MY IPOD!?"

Classic.

And now that I think about it, the Virgin Mary looks like my friend's landlady...

[devilschaplain2]

That's right, fuck being a good person. You can be a scumbag child molester (see "Lisa" for details) and still make it to paradise if you accept Jesus as your Lord & Savior. Everything is possible in Fundieland!

EDIT: People don't "burn" in purgatory.

[schizophonic]

Apr 2, 2009 19:03:26 GMT -5 ozznova said:

I don't know about you, but two demons holding a girl's head down in the toilet sounds like a pretty weird porno.

Or just about any anime I've ever seen.

Apr 2, 2009 19:09:10 GMT -5 The Lazy One said:

My favorite part was the part where the old man tells the girl, "He wants the most valuable thing you have," and the girl yells, "MY IPOD!?"

Classic.

And now that I think about it, the Virgin Mary looks like my friend's landlady...

You don't know that. It could have been a Nano or Shuffle.

<.<

I thought of that joke, and I almost didn't make it, but as I was reading it, that Apple update thing popped up with an iTunes update.

OMG! SATAN REALLY DOES WANT IT!

[Tiger]

Religion is dangerous and should be avoided. Chick finally understands!

[renaissanceblonde]

So much fail in so little time.

[m52nickerson]

Apr 2, 2009 19:25:11 GMT -5 @schizophonic said:

Apr 2, 2009 19:03:26 GMT -5 ozznova said:

I don't know about you, but two demons holding a girl's head down in the toilet sounds like a pretty weird porno.

Or just about any anime I've ever seen.

;D

Of course the anime is drawn much better!