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Post by Professor Cold Heart on Jan 31, 2011 13:06:54 GMT -5
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Post by Distind on Jan 31, 2011 13:11:52 GMT -5
He still needs to be committed. Dude's crazy. No question about that, just figured I could supply context, as the last one is completely psychotic, and I find the first one rather amusing. I may do some photoshoping on it and use it as a background just to see the looks I get when people try to use my computer without asking me.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jan 31, 2011 13:42:50 GMT -5
The second one has to do with the "horrible GMO crops that are going to change our kids!"
The only reason I know this conspiracy theory exists is because two classmates of mine (who were SUPPOSED to be my teammates but stabbed me in the back) did a presentation on it. A really. freaking. long. presentation. I think half the class was falling asleep by the end of it. In fact, I think they actually LOST points for how freaking LONG it was. I am SO glad I didn't have to work with them in the end.
For the record, it was an Ethics class. I had a nice presentation about gambling. I even found an awesome background to use. So pbbbbthhhhh!
(Yes, I have issues, lol)
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jan 31, 2011 13:54:57 GMT -5
Those crazy Swedes aren't so crazy anymore. If they thought Lisbeth Salandar needed to be locked up... (yes, I realize she isn't real)
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Post by ironbite on Jan 31, 2011 17:22:00 GMT -5
So is it the alliance of Hogan and Bischoff or the Main Event Mafia? Ironbite-I NEED TO KNOW!
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Post by Thejebusfire on Jan 31, 2011 17:46:08 GMT -5
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Post by nickiknack on Jan 31, 2011 23:44:21 GMT -5
I love the medicare for all one
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Post by Meshakhad on Feb 1, 2011 3:07:40 GMT -5
3rd: Stux Nex Worm, appears to be one of the first specifically targeted viruses, with a number of (legitimate even) theories claiming it was designed by some group with serious funding and knowledge of both how to write viruses and their intended target. The number down the side of the worm is a random number left in the wake of the worm should it decide(based on your computer not having matched it's target criteria) that apparently matches up to significant date in Israel's history. All of the above leading some folks to believe it was Israel who was behind the virus, as the apparent target would be Iran's nuke project. Or so it was last time I read anything on the subject. That said, he neglected to mention the relatively benign effects the worm has on computers other than the ones it's targeting. It will use them to spread itself, but eventually will delete itself. So it's not going to hop out of the computer and eat you. It was designed specifically to damage centrifuges. I believe it actually did some serious damage.
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Post by sithyeti on Feb 1, 2011 13:37:49 GMT -5
The second one has to do with the "horrible GMO crops that are going to change our kids!" I know about it from Penn and Teller: Bullshit!
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Post by SimSim on Feb 1, 2011 16:10:24 GMT -5
3rd: Stux Nex Worm, appears to be one of the first specifically targeted viruses, with a number of (legitimate even) theories claiming it was designed by some group with serious funding and knowledge of both how to write viruses and their intended target. The number down the side of the worm is a random number left in the wake of the worm should it decide(based on your computer not having matched it's target criteria) that apparently matches up to significant date in Israel's history. All of the above leading some folks to believe it was Israel who was behind the virus, as the apparent target would be Iran's nuke project. Or so it was last time I read anything on the subject. That said, he neglected to mention the relatively benign effects the worm has on computers other than the ones it's targeting. It will use them to spread itself, but eventually will delete itself. So it's not going to hop out of the computer and eat you. It was designed specifically to damage centrifuges. I believe it actually did some serious damage. Actually, it did more than target and damage centrifuges. But also specifically targeted computers that were known to be operating in Iranian nuclear plants. Computers that controlled more than just centrifuges. It also appears Stux was developed by the US and Israeli governments.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Feb 1, 2011 17:52:21 GMT -5
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Post by Shane for Wax on Feb 1, 2011 17:59:36 GMT -5
Obama is French?
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Post by Thejebusfire on Feb 1, 2011 18:04:23 GMT -5
I thought he was Kenyan. I guess they can't keep their story straight.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Feb 1, 2011 18:43:41 GMT -5
Obama is about as French as he is a pinko, so at least they are consistent.
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Post by Professor Cold Heart on Feb 4, 2011 12:49:45 GMT -5
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