Me: Je veux vas te faire encule comme un animal. Je veux te sentir de l'intérieur. X3 Again, I'm having too much fun with the translator. XD L: holy shit, idont' even speak french and i understood that L: Stop listening to NIN =P
<SleepyOne> Dat sunlight betta keep his rays outta mah private pahts <Gomer21XX> Mua ha ha! <Gomer21XX> But outdoor sex is so much fun! <SleepyOne> But I've heard bad stories <Gomer21XX> Well, unless it's in a swamp and the woman's on her period. >.> <SleepyOne> Poison ivy <SleepyOne> That's disastrous <Gomer21XX> Yah. <SleepyOne> Or sex in the ocean while the woman's on her period <SleepyOne> And the sharks come <Gomer21XX> I like biting. <Gomer21XX> But that's just too much. <SleepyOne> Oh, sharkie, bite it off <SleepyOne> fuck yeah <Gomer21XX> XD <Gomer21XX> Yes, that's it! Bite my balls, baby! <SleepyOne> Suck my salty balls, children * Gomer21XX pours salt water over your "balls" and licks! X3 <SleepyOne> Why yes, I do have metaphorical blue balls <SleepyOne> Is that a problem, Doc? <Gomer21XX> Yes. That means you should ride some cock. <Gomer21XX> Or otherwise come to an orgasm. <SleepyOne> Riding cock sounds painful <Gomer21XX> Well, I figure it'd try and buck you off. Those birds aren't meant to be ridden by people. <SleepyOne> I hope it tries to buck me off. They generally don't like their head inside a vagina. <Gomer21XX> XD
Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Aug 9, 2010 17:02:13 GMT -5
Zach says: What the fuck is 3D anyways? A Pimp Named Snail Army says: Digimon: Data Distortion. Zach says: Oh. Then I don't care. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: I don't care that you don't care. Harléy Fireman Killer says: Then stop bitching about it. Zach says: I don't care that you don't care about my lack of caring. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: I'll shoot my dick at you. Harléy Fireman Killer says: I'll shoot my dick at you. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: At whom? Harléy Fireman Killer says: Anyone who gets caught in the crossfire. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: Shoot your dick at me & I'll shoot my dick at you. Harléy Fireman Killer says: My dick is made of guns. Bring the noise. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: My dick shoots lightning. Zach says: My gun is made out of dicks. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: Make my day. Disgusting. Harléy Fireman Killer says: Good God, man. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: That reminds me of Aqua Teen again. Harléy Fireman Killer says: Ship made of dicks. Zach says: Good Satan* A Pimp Named Snail Army says: That...is not a good sign.... He came back later. Harléy Fireman Killer says: As a dick. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: As something else, I think. I just forget what. My dick is also capable of superorbital travel. My dick's like Superman, really. Harléy Fireman Killer says: If my dick can shoot silver bullets what's stopping it from shooting kyrptonite? Besides many health risks. Zach says: My dick is Neo's Ego. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: What's stopping my dick from defleting all of that shit with lightning? Harléy Fireman Killer says: Enjoy your vagina. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: Don't kid yourself, RCI. HUR HUR. Zach says: I'll make sure to feed it plenty of sand. A Pimp Named Snail Army says: DUR HUR. Harléy Fireman Killer says: HA!
Shy: i'm getting ready to go to tutoring L: cool L: which end of the tutoring? Giving, or receiving? Shy: i'm versatile Shy: oh wait, tutoring... Shy: giving Shy: :3 L: ah Shy: tutoring high school kids in the college magnet program L: Enjoy tossing knowledge into their heads. I've noticed that singing the quadratic formula to the tune of "Frere Jacques" helps. Shy: lmao Shy: why am i doing that in my head now? L: lol Shy: it's gonna be stuck there L: sorry Shy: 's ok :3 L: at least you won't forget the quadratic formula
Yargh, I'm bored people, add me on msn >.< Out of 22 contact, 2 of them are online right now, and their just classmates I have on my msn for work purposes
"Whatever interest we take in the fortune of those with whom we have no acquaintance or connexion, and who are placed altogether out of the sphere of our activity, can produce only anxiety to ourselves, without any manner of advantage to them. To what purpose should we trouble ourselves about the world in the moon?"
[9:05:00 AM] Ð: www.amazon.com/Para-Entrenar-Nino-Train-Child/dp/1892112825 [9:05:21 AM] Ð: MALTRATO INFANTIL EN ESPANOL [9:05:27 AM] LC: ? [9:05:29 AM] LC: what? [9:05:39 AM] Ð: the pearls book is in spanish [9:05:41 AM] LC: holy fuck [9:05:45 AM] LC: that's disturbing [9:05:50 AM] Ð: ...and amazon RECOMMENDED it to me [9:05:59 AM] LC: O____o [9:06:06 AM] LC: What were you looking up, Shy? [9:06:18 AM] Ð: a regular spanish book [9:06:40 AM] LC: ah [9:09:06 AM] Ð: trainwreck syndrome... no... not buying this [9:09:18 AM] LC: lol [9:09:24 AM] LC: Don't waste your money, Dee. [9:09:46 AM] Ð: nope [9:09:47 AM] Ð: not [9:09:54 AM] Ð: i can peek inside though for free [9:09:56 AM] LC: lol [9:12:16 AM] Ð: i can has new spanish book :3 [9:12:28 AM] Ð: a nerd am i [9:12:30 AM] LC: o.o you bought the damn thing? [9:12:36 AM] Ð: not that D: [9:12:47 AM] Ð: an intermediate spanish textbook [9:13:04 AM] LC: Ah. [9:13:07 AM] LC: esta bien [9:13:46 AM] Ð: xP i can't believe the pearl's child abuse book exists in spanish [9:13:58 AM] LC: Sadly, I can. [9:14:25 AM] Ð: i'm looking at it now, it's all babelfishy [9:14:38 AM] LC: lol [9:14:43 AM] LC: So, poor translation of a shitty book? [9:14:48 AM] Ð: yep [9:15:09 AM] Ð: and "entrenar" is very very harsh in spanish [9:15:11 AM] Ð: more accurate i think [9:15:23 AM] LC: lol [9:16:16 AM] Ð: it means "to train", but i dunno, it's like [9:16:24 AM] LC: Training a dog? [9:16:28 AM] Ð: yes [9:16:52 AM] Ð: but i wouldn't even treat a dog like this [9:17:22 AM] Ð: "to break your child in" [9:17:39 AM] Ð: bonus pedo vibes!