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Post by gomer21xx on Aug 18, 2010 23:18:52 GMT -5
<SleepyOne> I feel like pirating <Gomer21XX> Arr! * SleepyOne shivers her own timbers <SleepyOne> Whatever the fuck that means <Gomer21XX> I think you just invented a new term for masturbation. <SleepyOne> This is the best day of my life so far
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 18, 2010 23:19:21 GMT -5
God damn you, Gomer!!! You ninja'd me!!!!
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Aug 19, 2010 9:07:23 GMT -5
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 20, 2010 0:22:29 GMT -5
You've been holding one in for a week? May I ask why?
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Aug 20, 2010 15:12:44 GMT -5
Now that you mention it it does sound like I've been holding it in for a week.
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Post by Deimos on Aug 20, 2010 19:47:24 GMT -5
Deimos says: ok? Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: did you see it Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: the photo Deimos says: i see a woman with ball hair on her head Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: THATS NOT A GIRL Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: see the person behind them whoses that Deimos says: oh no........ Deimos says: nonononno Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: oh yes Deimos says: this is so wrong Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: thats heechul and shindong Deimos says: excuse me.......i need to vomit Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: mmm i did to Deimos says: oh thank god Deimos says: i thought you actually liked it Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: nope it scared me Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: REALLY SCARED EM Deimos says: i think shindong is having secret buttsex with heechul Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: NO GROSS Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: Only siwon and hangeng can do that to him Deimos says: ew Deimos says: you need therapy Shinee Lucifer = sex on legs ^^ says: hehe
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Post by The_L on Aug 21, 2010 7:31:38 GMT -5
[Regarding the disturbing amount of Misty porn on the internet] L: I still think masturbating to pictures of children is icky, fictional or otherwise, but do what you want. Damen: Meh, I really just find the ones where she seems to have been aged up appealing, as opposed to the ones where she's too close to the series. L: ah L: She is a tomboy. Damen: Exactly. Damen: Otherwise I probably wouldn't care. L: *climbs a tree* Damen: I actually blame Misty and my old friend Kathy for my love of tomboys. L: lol Damen: Well hello there. Damen: *perv smiley* L: If you're going to tell me there's candy in your minivan, this conversation is over. XD Damen: Of course not. Damen: I don't drive minivans. It's a regular van, and it's a puppy. Damen: L: DAMN YOU L: you know i can't resist puppies Damen: With big watery eyes and floppy ears. L: ... L: PUPPY L: *jumps down* Damen: *holds the sliding door to the van open* L: Um...where's the puppy? I don't see a puppy in there Damen: He's in the box in the back.
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Post by Mira on Aug 22, 2010 2:00:15 GMT -5
Mira: How goes your delicate balance of power down under? Deimos: my what Deimos: are you talking about my penis? Mira: Government Deimos: oh right Mira: Close, but no Deimos: were hung Deimos: my penis as well Deimos: but thats not the point
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Post by shykid on Aug 22, 2010 12:07:30 GMT -5
damp soul: on a scale of 1-10 how gay are you squeeing fanboy: over 9,000
I have no idea who this person is.
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Post by The_L on Aug 26, 2010 14:54:42 GMT -5
I am officially a terrible person. (If you want the link, PM me for it. Proboards could probably shut us down over this one link alone if I left it up.) L: Someone does NOT know how to write dirty talk. AT ALL. (Deleted: link to extremely NSFW and poorly-written hentai scene. The phrase "RAW SEX!!" is used a disturbing number of times.) Damen: lulz L: yes L: "I'm gonna cum...maybe" Damen: L: "Hot, perverted, seminal fluid" is my favorite sex-related expression now :3 Damen: You're gonna yell that out the next time you have sex, aren't you? L: Yes. Damen: Bad L L: or i could go to the reservation L: Hot, perverted, Seminole fluid Damen: I need to stop talking to pervy guys on the Internet. Or at least talk about something other than poorly-written sex.
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Post by gomer21xx on Aug 26, 2010 20:51:27 GMT -5
<Gomer21XX> Gorram kids! >.< <SleepyOne> Have you killed them yet? <SleepyOne> Or they killed you <Gomer21XX> Well, if they killed me my soul was still on the planet, I'd be doing more than typing in an IRC. <SleepyOne> Dude, I'd be haunting all the people I hate <Gomer21XX> I'd haunt people I hate, then I'd go and give ghost sex to women. <Gomer21XX> "I don't know what that was, but DAMN that was the best orgasm EVER!" <SleepyOne> Dude, ghost sex is bizarre <SleepyOne> Does it still go in you? Can he get it up there?? <Gomer21XX> Hmmm. If not, there's always the floating dildo. =D <SleepyOne> ... <SleepyOne> That is the creepiest image <SleepyOne> The dildo's just kinda jamming itself in there <Gomer21XX> XD <SleepyOne> Don't ever do ghost sex man <SleepyOne> For the love of hot chicks <Gomer21XX> There's a freaky-ass porno about ghost sex. <Gomer21XX> The sex is hot, but the premise is freaky. <SleepyOne> ...how... <SleepyOne> how does that work? <SleepyOne> in a porn? <SleepyOne> sheesh <Gomer21XX> Well, it involves a couple of ghost hunters going into this haunted place, where they see the final images of people before they die. <Gomer21XX> And at the end, it turns out that those two are dead, too... guess what the last thing before all of them died was? <SleepyOne> hahaha <SleepyOne> That is so sad <Gomer21XX> Well, at least they went out at least semi-happy. <SleepyOne> Freaky ghost sex <SleepyOne> It's better than <SleepyOne> uh <SleepyOne> something <Gomer21XX> Better than surprise sodomy? <SleepyOne> Surprise sodomy--the best kind of rape! <Gomer21XX> Oh is it now? <SleepyOne> Maybe not <SleepyOne> But that has a nice commercial ring to it <Gomer21XX> XD <Gomer21XX> Gomer tested, Sleepy approved? <SleepyOne> We're standing back to back on the commercial and we both wink and fingergun <SleepyOne> We will make this commercial <Gomer21XX> Yes!
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Post by The_L on Aug 27, 2010 14:12:09 GMT -5
Context: Whenever my connection has a hiccup and I'm talking to Gomer, he inflicts some sort of damage to Yahoo. In the past, this has include 2x4's, Paris Hilton, and various small countries.
umbreon8201: [shoves Pluto up Yahoo's ass!] lauraccirone: lol lauraccirone: Why would you do that to that poor dog? umbreon8201 is typing... umbreon8201: XD
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Post by gomer21xx on Aug 27, 2010 17:06:58 GMT -5
I also do so when my side decides it wants to give me the metaphorical bird finger as well.
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Post by Deimos on Aug 28, 2010 2:56:44 GMT -5
Mira says: Do you think it would be hilarious if you were raped by an asexual?
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Post by shykid on Aug 28, 2010 14:33:36 GMT -5
I'm SpikeDee. <SpikeDee> 30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7r4ynctvA1qc7mrvo1_250.jpg<SpikeDee> what're the first things you see? <Wolf> is this some kind of psychological test? <SpikeDee> yes. <Wolf> Men <Wolf> Ass <Wolf> Rut <Wolf> Kiss <Wolf> Cum <Wolf> Grope <SpikeDee> ... <Wolf> what does it mean? <SpikeDee> you really need to jerk off.
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