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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 15, 2011 2:25:48 GMT -5
Found this one this morning, posted by an old mate "When you carry the Bible Satan gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he'll try to discourage you. I just defeated him! Copy and re-post if you are in Gods army" Because you dont sound like a psuedo militant at all I wonder how that idiot would feel about a new type of toilet paper that causes Satan to collapse whenever you use it.
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Post by arrowdeath on Apr 16, 2011 3:01:49 GMT -5
Found this one this morning, posted by an old mate "When you carry the Bible Satan gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he'll try to discourage you. I just defeated him! Copy and re-post if you are in Gods army" Because you dont sound like a psuedo militant at all I wonder how that idiot would feel about a new type of toilet paper that causes Satan to collapse whenever you use it. I'm sure his bowel motions will become very regular.
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Post by Pasta on Apr 18, 2011 17:39:42 GMT -5
www.facebook.com/#!/BBCLookNorthYorkshire You'll have to forgive most of these being just plain racist and not specifically religious but I just had to share the stupidity - these are quotes from people on the topic of a worker being asked to remove a Palm Cross from his work van: I'm sorry about all that - I just really needed to vent it somewhere and here seemed as good a place as any. Please forgive me for subjecting you all to that torrent of hatred.
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Post by dakotabob on Apr 19, 2011 12:52:29 GMT -5
Lol, "oppressed" Christians
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Apr 19, 2011 18:24:16 GMT -5
It's not Facebook, but IDK where else to put it...
Shirley Phelps-Roper (DearShirley) tweeted this earlier:
Hell exists because BING!
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Post by ironbite on Apr 19, 2011 18:46:40 GMT -5
....Bing....means...what?
Ironbite-*head explodes*
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Post by MaybeNever on Apr 19, 2011 19:34:33 GMT -5
"Run"? What sort of god can be outrun? A... a, like, tortoise god maybe.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Apr 19, 2011 23:41:29 GMT -5
It's not about outrunning him, it's just that God prefers ranged attacks and has a terrible accuracy.
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Post by dakotabob on Apr 20, 2011 2:31:44 GMT -5
Haha run faggots, God's got the INTERNET
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Post by dakotabob on Apr 22, 2011 6:59:26 GMT -5
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Post by mechtaur on May 3, 2011 1:16:04 GMT -5
It's not about outrunning him, it's just that God prefers ranged attacks and has a terrible accuracy. As we can see every time some pastor in the bible belt starts screaming hellfire and brimstone for teh gheys in San Francisco.
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Post by MaybeNever on May 7, 2011 23:00:30 GMT -5
Whereupon God punishes, oh, let's say, Indonesia. TAKE THAT, GAY PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA!
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Post by Wykked Wytch on May 9, 2011 21:27:34 GMT -5
An old friend of mine posted one of those copy-paste-if-you-care things into her status about why gay teens shouldn't be bullied in schools. (She's a Christian, BTW.) One of her acquaintances (from a more conservative church) replied with a manifesto that would have have the Unabomber cringe. Among his more memorable comments was something along the lines of, "People are naturally straight because God made them that way. Satan makes people gay."
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Post by dakotabob on May 10, 2011 11:47:16 GMT -5
An old friend of mine posted one of those copy-paste-if-you-care things into her status about why gay teens shouldn't be bullied in schools. (She's a Christian, BTW.) One of her acquaintances (from a more conservative church) replied with a manifesto that would have have the Unabomber cringe. Among his more memorable comments was something along the lines of, "People are naturally straight because God made them that way. Satan makes people gay." You got any juicy quotes or screencaps?
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Post by Wykked Wytch on May 10, 2011 17:47:25 GMT -5
None, because the OP later deleted the status to avoid a shifstorm.
It was extremely long - well over 50 replies.
One girl, though, said to the fundie, "I hope you turn out to be gay."
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